Wow. Do we really not have a JOJO SIWA thread + Polish Eurovision entry? + Straight? + Bette Davis Eyes OUT NOW + JOELLE ERA!

I feel a bit SORRY for her really. The trad wife cosplay and the ultra gay drenched in rainbows angsty persona are both such surface level attempts to carve out a personality. Like if I asked Chatpgt to dress for me giving it minimal prompts...

She's been pushed into the limelight by her mother from such an early age and now seems to be bouncing around these personalities, not knowing the right one to settle on. I like to think the reality is that she's really quite PLAIN.
 
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She would never have let this happen
 
Tisch said:
I feel a bit SORRY for her really. The trad wife cosplay and the ultra gay drenched in rainbows angsty persona are both such surface level attempts to carve out a personality. Like if I asked Chatpgt to dress for me giving it minimal prompts...

She's been pushed into the limelight by her mother from such an early age and now seems to be bouncing around these personalities, not knowing the right one to settle on. I like to think the reality is that she's really quite PLAIN.
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Yeah all jokes aside it really is a case of a kid trying to find herself but since she’s been famous her entire life it’s all being done in public. She needs a vacation
 
Every element of it is horrible, yet put them all together and it's even worse.
 
I’m not sure why but a clip came up of her on YouTube for me saying people don’t just understand the vocal technique required for the song. Talk about oblivious.
 
Forgive me for being about 18 months late, but I'd never actually sampled her works before now, and I am agog at this music video. :D



The Rebecca Black-esque production values
The demented choreo
GRIND, JOJO, GRIND!
The absolute reek of desperation and flop sweat
the fact that it's actually quite a catchy little tune :shy:
 
Slightly OT but I was a tad stunned today to learn that Kim Carnes’ version of ‘Bette Davis Eyes’ is also a cover, though she did make something very different sounding to the original below.

 
The 'Ultimate VIP' package being over £500 :D

I won't be getting that, but I do intend to nab some £45 general admission tix 🫣
 
Not being funny or mean but does she actually have enough songs for a full show?
30-minute support act / festival slot / PA type thing - sure, no problem but a proper tour?
 
Lucille said:
The concept of spending £500 to see JoJo Siwa.
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Her explanation for what the fans get out of it is wild.



The thought of what kind of person would actually fork out for that is chilling. I hope for her sake there’s an upper age limit and extensive background checks.
 
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