Harry Potter: the TV series

[GNL]

Literally WHAT is the point?

 

[Finn]

I hope they give him a new, entirely different third mad look

 

[supermassive]

I bet short actor monopolist Peter Dinklage is FUMING it wasn’t offered to him.

 

[GNL]

GROSS.

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

 

[Joseph]

Not Kit

 

[VoR]

Not Kit

I mean he's already married to a Tory so this is hardly a shock...

 

[Joseph]

I mean he's already married to a Tory so this is hardly a shock...

Oh didn’t know that

Well fuck him then

 

[cwej]

Is there any chance that this will be a massive flop"? I'm so so hopeful.

 

[cwej]

And to be clear, not just because of the TERFism. Just because it's surely the most POINTLESS 'remake' in the history of television.

 

[Eddie]

I mean he's already married to a Tory so this is hardly a shock...

Who is his wife again?

 

[funky]

Who is his wife again?

YOU KNOW NUTHIN JOHN SNURRR

 

[jyxz]

YOU KNOW NUTHIN JOHN SNURRR

Mel Beh?

 

[funky]

Mel Beh?

Little Baby Phoenix found to be HALF TARGARYEN!

 

[funky]

Oh actually she’d be quarter wouldn’t she. My bad.

 

[Shoat]

I always thought poor Parminder Nagra deserved the breakout from Bend It Like Beckham instead of that Knightley imposter

 

[K.C.]

Back in NZ I worked with a British actress (she was teaching Drama at my school and performed in local theater) who knew Keira Knightley and she said it was the worst kept secret the Keira had slept her way to the top. Said friend was from Newcastle.

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So you'll withdraw from the show and fire your agent, right?

RIGHT?

 

[lolly]

 

[Art Decade]

Completely meaningless

 

[cwej]

‘Not aware’.

How can anyone working in the arts genuinely say they are ‘not aware’. It’s such such bullshit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God, the video makes it WORSE

 

[Shoat]

The perfect level of OBLIVIOUS SMUG EVIL to play Umbridge then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The perfect level of OBLIVIOUS SMUG EVIL to play Umbridge then

 

[ButterTart]

God, the video makes it WORSE

What a sincere and meaningful statement, delivered with the cadence and phrasing of a primary school teacher mediating an argument over who gets to use the red felt tip.

 

[cwej]

Yeah when I saw the video I decided she’s completely dead to me.

 

[GNL]

She's a shit actor so nothing of value was lost. She's spent twenty years playing a hatstand for BONNETS.

 

[jivafox]

May her bottom jaw never stop growing

 

[ButterTart]

She's a shit actor so nothing of value was lost. She's spent twenty years playing a hatstand for BONNETS.

I liked her in The Hole. She was less good in Love Actually where she played that one character who cuckolded the only black person in the film and we were supposed to think that was lovely and romantic.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Joseph]

Well here we go

 

[funky]

It’s quite an achievement to alienate the left and the right at the same time but Harry Potter is about to outdo itself!

 

[Shoat]

If this leaves Rowling without any friends, be they evil or not, I'm pleased

 

[K.C.]

Why so triggered? I feel like a real "Potterhead" shouldn't care?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Is that a real photo of Paapa Essiedu at Snape?!

 

[Jark]

no, it's just some grotesque AI

 

[Art Decade]

 

[GNL]

Those kids are going to be in their 40s fighting Voldemort.