
You'd need your own pineapple under the sea.Need to win Euromillions, and get a bigger house. Then IMAGINE the number of sponges we could hoard![]()
I've just made tomato soup. It used up a whole 6 of the 100000000 tomatoes I've grown

I’ve just been to the allotment and harvested a load of pears.
Zero interest in pears to be honest, so now have to work out what to do with them. THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH CHUTNEY YOU CAN MAKE.
Maybe a suitably autumnal crumble?

Make a big vat of perry.I’ve just been to the allotment and harvested a load of pears.
Zero interest in pears to be honest, so now have to work out what to do with them. THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH CHUTNEY YOU CAN MAKE.
Make a big vat of perry.
I tidied them away VERY WELL THANK YOUMy dear husband accidentally ordered 12 packets of 3 sponges. Feel like I need to do a giveaway. He's attempted to tidy them away but I keep finding packets in seemingly every room of the house
Use the rest the make loads of GAZPACHOI've just made tomato soup. It used up a whole 6 of the 100000000 tomatoes I've grown

I did the same when we first got ours. Sit back and enjoy it while the machines are still our slaves.I just got a robot vacuum cleaner and have spent the last hour following it around criticising its work
I made a load of pasta sauce base before I went to Tokyo with ours and we used some last night and it was fucking incredible.
Tomatoes really are entirely bulletproof. We didn’t water ours for three weeks, left to rot in a hot polytunnel and we’ve come back and they’re flourishing![]()
What do you put in your home made pasta sauce?
Love this. I am in my textured vegetable protein passata eraIt’s just a base, passata really. Olive oil, cherry tomatoes with skins, garlic, chilli. Fry off and blitz. Freeze and then use it as the basis of any tomato sauce.
Last night I made an Amatriciana with bacon, onion and peppers.