
I know the Pogues are a tired, predictable, REAL MUSIC choice with questionable lyrics. But I myself am also tired, predictable and questionable.
01. The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York
02. Saint Etienne - I Was Born On Christmas Day
03. Chris DeBurgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling
04. Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry
05. Mike Oldfield - In Dulce Jublio - it is impossible not to visualise Fanny Craddock falling down some stairs into a giant mincemeat omelette
06. Sinead O'Connor - Silent Night - you don't need any other version
07. Greg Lake - I Believe In Father Christmas
08. Dido - Christmas Day
09. Boney M - Mary's Boy Child
10 The entirety of Annie Lennox's horrifying "A Christmas Cornucopia". LULLAY!
Shout out to Wizzard, Carol Of The Bells, and the Cocteau Twins' NONSENSICAL rendition of Frosty The Snowman.

Andy Williams - It’s The Moat Wonderful Time Of The Year
Both the religious Ella Fitzgerald's Christmas and secular Ella Wishes You A Swinging Christmas albums hit the spot in a very specific way.Ella is like a warm blanket at Christmas time. I often put on her Christmas album, it’s such a VIBE
It's a great song, regardless of R. Kelly's crimes
It's a great song, regardless of R. Kelly's crimes
Poly Styrene - Black Christmas
The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song
The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
Aimee Mann - Calling On Mary
Thea Gilmore - Listen The Snow Is Falling
The Pretenders - 2000 Miles
Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - (Don’t Call Me) Mrs Christmas
Saint Etienne - I Was Born On Christmas Day
Boney M - Mary’s Boy Child
Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
Pogues & Kirsty, Wham and Joni go without saying too.
It's on Celine's Christmas album - and the song has nothing to do with Kiddie rape either, if we're going to be pedantic.Also, absolutely zilch to do with Christmas, but don’t let that stop you. Nothing says FESTIVE like a bit of KIDDIE RAPE.
It's on Celine's Christmas album - and the song has nothing to do with Kiddie rape either, if we're going to be pedantic.

Why did you say this?It's on Celine's Christmas album - and the song has nothing to do with Kiddie rape either, if we're going to be pedantic.
Well the song's done nothing wrong.Why did you say this?
The song is not sentient, unlike the many hundreds of R Kelly's victims of sexual assault.Well the song's done nothing wrong.
Exactly. A song has no effect on anyone whatsoever, so there's no reason not to listen to it.The song is not sentient, unlike the many hundreds of R Kelly's victims of sexual assault.
You disgust me.Exactly. A song has no effect on anyone whatsoever, so there's no reason not to listen to it.
LikewiseYou disgust me.
Exactly. A song has no effect on anyone whatsoever, so there's no reason not to listen to it.
There's no reason to listen to you.Besides there's NO REASON TO LISTEN IT.
Another 10/10 comeback from Moopy's Queen of Personality, number 1 fan of homophobes and our very best paedophile enabler.There's no reason to listen to you.
Just because I said I like a song? I can't just suddenly stop liking music just because the artist has done bad things. I'm certainly not going to be bullied into it.Another 10/10 comeback from Moopy's Queen of Personality, number 1 fan of homophobes and our very best paedophile enabler.
Bad things? Just a bit of light sex trafficking, production and possession of child porn, and the sexual assault of women and girls.Just because I said I like a song? I can't just suddenly stop liking music just because the artist has done bad things. I'm certainly not going to be bullied into it.
Well he's in jail, where he belongs.Bad things? Just a bit of light sex trafficking, production and possession of child porn, and the sexual assault of women and girls.
You also mourned one of the world's most notorious homophobes.