XMAS + Christmas (Fully Wrapped Edition) - XMAS #1!

I suppose this is in response to Andrew Ridgeley going low and rallying the WHAM troops by saying a 3rd consecutive Christmas #1 is what "George would have wanted".

I do find the Andrew Ridgeley thing a bit ODD. He seemed to almost disown his music career until a few years ago and suddenly he's EVERYWHERE at Christmas. It's not even about George dying, it's way more recent than that but, yes, he absolutely plays on it. They even wheel out Pepsi & Shirlie everywhere they can...though about that NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD COMPLAIN.
 
I hereby declare Andrew Ridgeley, Pepsi AND Shirlie ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE until Kylie has a Christmas number one :evil:
 
And if that's not tomorrow I'm issuing a KYLIE FATWA on their heads :evil:
 
The way I see it is that Kylie absolutely needs a Christmas #1 in her arsenal even if it is naff (though honestly I've come around to it quite a bit).
 
I do find the Andrew Ridgeley thing a bit ODD. He seemed to almost disown his music career until a few years ago and suddenly he's EVERYWHERE at Christmas. It's not even about George dying, it's way more recent than that but, yes, he absolutely plays on it.
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As much as Ridgleley is an instant switch off for me (the new Noddy Holder), I'm not sure he makes an awful lot from Last Christmas.
 
I've not seen a thing from Ridgeley, or about Last Christmas this year, other than it being reduced to 59p on iTunes - and even that was only because someone posted it on SayHey.
 
Interestingly, a die hard Kylie fan I follow on Instagram has found this whole project "the straw that broke the camel's back". When the new versions of "Fully Wrapped" were being pedalled last week, he finally broke and said he's stopping collecting.

Weirdly, it was the download version with "EXTRA TRACKS!" (all of which had been previously available) that actually broke him, but still...it's indicative of the whole sorry overformatting nonsense.
The overformatting thing was definitely an issue for me as well. When there are so many versions and there's no way I'd consider all of them, but still did quite a few for firstly Disco and then a couple less for Tension I, it did consequently make me reflect and realise I was FINE not owning all of them. And when I realised that, it made me question whether I needed to own ANY of them, particularly when other than the Infinite Disco DVD, I've never opened a single one of the ones I did buy.

I do think for the vast majority of people there is a tipping point. But evidently there are still enough fans still on the other side to make it work.
 
And of course the funny thing in all this is that Kylie may have motivated TRAGIC GAYS LIKE ME into multiple 69p downloads, but it's still EVIL AMAZON who really did it and benefit most

MERRY XMAS
 
Looking like she outsold Wham yesterday too and is on 46.3k with them 35.9K
 
If she does she will reach multiple milestones.

First Christmas No.1
First no.1 in 22 years and her 8th in total.
A span of 37 years between first and last No.1s

I'm not sure where she fits on the various lists containing similar stats, I suspect it looks a bit like this

Beatles 60y
Elvis Presley 48y
Kate Bush 44y
Cliff Richard 40y
Kylie 37y
Elton John 35y
Cher 33y
 
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May just splash out another 59p on the a cappella version
 
In terms of gaps between no.1 singles

Beatles 53y
Kate Bush
Leo Sayer 29y
Cher 26y
Righteous Brothers 25y
Elvis Presley 25y
Kylie 21y

I'll bet there are more, but I can't think of any.
 
I Should Be So Lucky
Especially For You
Hand on Your Heart
Tears on My Pillow
Spinning Around
Can't Get You Out of My Head
Slow

so this would be her 8th number one (if my prediction is correct)
 
And none of her number ones will have had the words Love, Stay or Crazy in their titles.
 
This would also be her second number one with a one word title and her first beginning with the letter X.
Apparently it'll also be the 2nd number one single beginning with X ever, after Xanadu.
 
I'm still a bit AGOG that Cliff Richard was almost ten years younger than she is now when he foiled her first attempt at the Christmas #1.
 
The extended version of XMAS has a far better and less frenetic instrumental behind it.
 
I did just buy the a cappella version as well.

It's worth spending 59p to think you're cancelling out the streaming of hundreds of Facebook mums.
 

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