Speculate Wildly About Enya (6 Viewers)

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Enya has decided that if she reaches her 70s, she'll be more lax with the hairdressing, and will let it grow out to whatever length.

 

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Enya is bald and wears a wig. She was the inspiration for Roald Dahl's The Witches.

 

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Enya is intrigued by the ~20 min segment of this interview where she (and Boadicea of course) are the main focus.


She is amused by the idea of it being potentially goofy with a different beat

 

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Enya is making a list of great renditions of some songs she really likes and mentioned publicly

Spoiler: Playlist of non-Enya songs she likes

that were performed to a great standard on The Masked Singer. She isn't a particular fan of cheese toasties, but loved Toastie's cover of River Deep, Mountain High

 

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Enya's long weekend this St Brigid's day is looking more like Edie's chatting to Miss Hoolie in the first bit

Spoiler: of this aptly named Balamory episode 🤗 🌳

and maybe a few fun activities with local children, or woodland walks

but her memories of creating The Memory of Trees with Roma are almost sweet as the late Suzie Sweet being the storytelling genius

 

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Enya is looking through these 2026 Grammys arrivals and thinking what on earth were most of the women wearing
2017 made far more sense (with Enya actually being there and nominated, of course )

 

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Enya is excited to begin this May seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2


I've not seen the first one just watched the trailers, and now I know the icon (Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly) that Alex Kingston was trying to portray on Strictly. I knew KT Tunstall's song Suddenly I See was in the 2006 film, and after seeing the news about the sequel I had the song in my head earlier :-D

 

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Most recently Enya went to see 'sweet pea' Melania's documentary

(Probably not, but she is amused about the correspondence between Melania and Ghislaine being newsworthy haha.)

 

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Enya was intrigued to learn that she is actually a Soft Summer in seasonal colour palettes, though a little put off by the idea that all black nor vibrant reds and oranges don't particularly suit her.

She likes that teal and grey blue, and soft but not pastel blue-purple looks would be stunning on her.

Then again learning that Claudia is the same type but styles herself as a Winter because she likes to is more reason to not care.

 

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Enya is happy to hear that Moopy exists at 22, same age that she began to exist as Enya, back in 1983 or so. ♡ She hopes it'll make it to 28.

 

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Enya has been watching (on RTÉ) the Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Milan, surprised at how few from Ireland (and Iceland) are competing.

 

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She approved of the dancing group that were on a few moments ago, and Charlize Theron's little speech, but Andrea Bocelli singing Nessun Dorma is the best it gets


(*Note: I didn't watch from the beginning; the next morning I realised Mariah Carey was there, even more performers, etc.. and that it looked like so few because there are two different locations Milano and Cortina)

 

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Enya had an awful headache due to barometric pressure, which she thought she'd be immune to from walking in the mountains and living in a castle.

 

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Enya much prefers Lord of the Rings to Lord of the Flies, but she's watched some of the new series, and is glad to see that a Northern Irish boy plays the best character, "Piggy" (bonus for his actual name said to be Nicholas in this adaptation).

 

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Enya was missing this old synth lately...

(She plays it here ♡ and perhaps on these early two tracks)

(This is probably the latest/earliest I've posted )

 

[Shoat]

Enya has boiled Taio Cruz down into sediment using a bunsen burner.

 

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Enya will break several hearts the Valentine's Day by covering his song Break Your Heart.

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya will break several hearts the Valentine's Day by covering his song Break Your Heart.

Enya will break my heart if she doesn't get her ASFM votes in this week

 

[Joseph]

Enya will do a cover of Britney Spears’ “E-Mail My Heart” with proceeds going to the Gay Men’s Prolapsed Rosebud Valentine’s Day Charity Extravaganza

 

[Bypass]

Enya believes all Ghislane Maxwell needed was a stern talking to,

 

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Enya was born without a sternum

 

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Enya owns a woodlouse called Pernelle

 

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Enya has shipped Adam Rickett off to Cambodia in a box.

And she ate his pet ox.

and defecated on the left overs.

and then had some toast.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas real name is Latrine Bucket

 

[Joseph]

Enya joins latest installment of PISS DRINKING WITH THE STARS hosted by R Kelly from his prison cell

 

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After watching that recent clip of Ghislaine in a rather unflattering pale brown shirt, Enya was thinking what a wordy response "I invoke my Firth Amendment right to silence" is (and couldn't help chuckling when G still said it and the lawyer was like 'she means yes'

 

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Enya was also listening back to Enya (the CD, 1987 BBC Records version) and thinking about the tracks she could've replaced with lesser-known tracks she composed for The Celts.

Spoiler: (I'd say this one called Third Man should've been one on the album)

 

[Bypass]

Enya has forgotten the password to her gmail account.

 

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Enya has syphilis

 

[Joseph]

Syphilis has Enya

 

[Bypass]

Syphilis has underestimated Enya at its peril.

 

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Enyas flat stinks of piss.

 

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Enya knows she'll never catch syphilis, go to prison, nor live in a flat again, but she will probably be getting her hair cut and dyed (black or brown) for the remainder of her career/life.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is bald

 

[Joseph]

Enya is mold

 

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Enya is (feeling) cold and kind of wishes she'd relocated to Australia like her sister, smart woman.

 

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Enya is now gushing over the show Nina and the Neurons in a vaguely childhood nostalgia way; Nina's theme song and her VW campervan were very 60s-coded.

 

[Shirley]

Enya often daydreams about abducting BANANARAMA and TORTURING THEM

She wonders how many times she could force them to listen to 'One Toy Soldier' before they would BEG FOR MERCY

 

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Enya is amused that the last 30 seconds of this feature her, and the other woman saying "put on some floaty" https://www.rte.ie/radio/radio1/clips/22582438/
She doesn't have an account herself, but guesses Caribbean Blue has took off on TikTok far more than Orinoco, no?

 

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Enya has recently been considering a side job as a phlebotomist thanks to this

Enya (Only Time of course, though her as phlebotomist would've been fun ) was featured in a prostate screening ad: