Name a song that absolutely BOILS YOUR PISS

[Kate]

Anyway

 

[Sheena]

 

[Sheena]

 

[Sheena]

 

[Shoat]

Evil evil evil. Levine has a distinctly YELPY SHEEP tone. The final "lo-o-o-o-OVED" in each chorus is genuinely a very unpleasant sound.

Not helped by the streaming platforms spamming this into every playlist and algorithm they can dream of.

 

[Mark R 3]

I like all 3 of them!

 

[Shoat]

Are we to guess which three?

 

[Santaliger007]

Carnt stand wonder wall oais bluar nut in add things laters


Big big ligers rule

 

[Joseph]

 

[VV]

Sorry, I think it annoys me because it's so popular - yet so average.

 

[ButterTart]

Like, just announce on Twitter that you'd never seen a naked woman before you got famous, don't inflict this shite on us to impart that information.

 

[Joseph]

 

[ButterTart]

You have TRUSTFALL in your back pocket and you lead with THIS instead? Insipid, shit-titled bag of insipid wank with a shit title.

 

[Finn]

THE UK NATIONAL ANTHEM

 

[funky]

I love that we’ve had this TWICE

 

[Sheena]

But it’s just shit, right? I mean, does it annoy anyone? They’re different things…

 

[RJN]

I heard this one in public this week

 

[Joseph]

But it’s just shit, right? I mean, does it annoy anyone? They’re different things…

It annoys me as soon as it starts

IT IS A PERSONAL VENDETTA

 

[RJN]

 

[Ellie]

 

[RJN]

 

[K.C.]

HATE this slop.

 

[Shoat]

I fear there will be a Moopy CLEANSE based on how many songs in this thread one would actively choose to listen to.

I'm already up to 7

 

[Ellie]

Don’t mind that one. THIS on the other hand

 

[RJN]

I fear there will be a Moopy CLEANSE based on how many songs in this thread one would actively choose to listen to.

I'm already up to 7

less than me (10)

 

[RJN]

the woke mob doesn't want me to say it, but I like the Toploader version of Dancing In The Moonlight

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I fear there will be a Moopy CLEANSE based on how many songs in this thread one would actively choose to listen to.

I'm already up to 7

Funky's nominations don't count, though

 

[K.C.]

Pop Toilet rate #3 is going to be fun.

 

[RJN]

The fact that this is referred to as 'Noughties R&B' tells us all we need to know about the decade that we need to mostly forget.

This was the soundtrack to many a school dance/Bar Mitzvah. Very appropriate for 12 year olds

 

[Shoat]

Funky's nominations don't count, though

Phew! 5 then

Shameless attention-seeking fancy-dress Geru is the only acceptable form of Geru

 

[RJN]

The first 15 seconds of this:

 

[Jark]

the woke mob doesn't want me to say it, but I like the Toploader version of Dancing In The Moonlight

total hetero wedding bait! love it!

 

[octophone]

More absolute arse dribble from the pits of the post-Oasis era. I hate this beyond description.

 

[Mark R 3]

Are we to guess which three?

Dexys midnight runner, Katy Perry and ub40. I like maroon 5 she will be loved too.

 

[Mark R 3]

You have TRUSTFALL in your back pocket and you lead with THIS instead? Insipid, shit-titled bag of insipid wank with a shit title.

I have to agree with this.

 

[funky]

Oh 100% this. What a truly shocking song this is.

 

[funky]

Funky's nominations don't count, though

What, even Akon?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What, even Akon?

Smack that is FINE, especially when this is part of his repertoire

 

[Sardonicus]

The long forgotten but TWATTING INFURIATING mobile phone interference song.

 

[Shoat]

Why are we hating on P!nk when we have Imposter P!nk?