Israel 2026: Noam Bettan - Michelle

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The 2026 Israeli Eurovision hopeful, Noam Bettan, has released his entry, Michelle, co-written by Yuval Raphael, who drew attention in last year’s contest by finishing second in Basel.

 
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Really glad Yuval “THE PERSONALITY” Raphael is back in a creative capacity. This is THE SONG Europe needs right now to heal. Also so glad an unconventionally attractive faggot is finally getting their MOMENT IN THE SUN!
 
Lucille said:
Really glad Yuval “THE PERSONALITY” Raphael is back in a creative capacity. This is THE SONG Europe needs right now to heal. Also so glad an unconventionally attractive faggot is getting their MOMENT IN THE SUN!
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He is very str8, thank you very much. 😊
 
Oh I’m sure the ladies are lining up for his surprisingly effective penis!
 
Lucille said:
Oh I’m sure the ladies are lining up for his surprisingly effective penis!
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He’s so busy with his CAREER. He just doesn’t have the TIME for a girlfriend. He even has to take his MUM to award ceremonies.
 
Voodoo said:
The 2026 Israeli Eurovision hopeful, Noam Bettan, has released his entry, Michelle, co-written by Yuval Raphael, who drew attention in last year’s contest by finishing second in Basel.

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EDIT: I don’t understand YouTube

ALSO EDIT: this is very 15th place in 2005
 
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Iguana said:
Oh this is very competitive 😬
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Nah, it’s a disjointed C’est la vie (the Dutch entry last year not B*Witched). They might net a 100+ televote but I can’t imagine it’s winning the whole thing.
 
Soldi said:
Nah, it’s a disjointed C’est la vie (the Dutch entry last year not B*Witched). They might net a 100+ televote but I can’t imagine it’s winning the whole thing.
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Why are you making assessments based on song quality?
 
Pingu said:
Why are you making assessments based on song quality?
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Don’t @ me when they do but at the minute I really can’t see them netting a ~300 point score in the televote a third year running.
 
Reminder that last year Israel benefitted hugely from the fact that the televote was generally more broadly split from top to bottom, leading to much lower scores among the televote top 5.

278 Israel
258 Estonia
195 Sweden
178 Austria
173 Albania

Compared to 2024:

Croatia 337
Israel 323
Ukraine 307
France 227
Switzerland 226

So it depends if this year has one or more runaway standouts among the other countries that are capable of gobbling up 300+ points against Israel's blatant vote rigging.
 
I suspect at the very least Sweden, Greece and maybe Finland will finish higher than them in the televote.
 
VoR said:
Reminder that last year Israel benefitted hugely from the fact that the televote was generally more broadly split from top to bottom
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Reminder: last year Israel suffered greatly because the juries were extremely biased against it.
 
Voodoo said:
Reminder: last year Israel suffered greatly because the juries were extremely biased against it.
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I’m going to pretend that you’re not just being an arsehole for a moment, and admit that perhaps, had it been say, the Belgian entry, it might have got a few more points from the juries.

In that same reality, there’s absolutely no scenario in which it would have got anywhere NEAR 300 televote points.

So yeah, like, fuck off.
 
Shaking my generous tatas and pounding my PUSSY on the floor to the infectious beat of HURRICANE!
 
Eden Golan, Yuval Raphael and Noam Bettan perform Israel's 2005 Eurovision entry, originally performed by Shiri Maimon, which finished #4:

 
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