United Kingdom 2026: LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins Zwei Drei (3 Viewers)

[Pingu]

@Moderator can we have a poll added pls?

 

[jyxz]

Hate it

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't know if I should have listened to the song alone first because that cheap ass video didn't do it any favours.

I'm voting Funf

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Moderator can we have a poll added pls?

Umfrage hinzugefügt

 

[Music]

The way he pronounces pepperoni makes me want to rip my ears off.

 

[Iguana]

It's years like this when I wish we could get picked off in a semi.

 

[Iguana]

To avoid the sheer EMBARRASSMENT on the night

 

[VoR]

Is there any precedent for a country receiving 0 televote points 3 years on the trot?

I genuinely think this has a good chance of doing the Jury/Televote nul double.

 

[lolly]

Yeah, the video makes it even worse.

 

[D5K]

I will give you that this one doesn't have the excuse of being written by people speaking English as a foreign language.

Yes it does, it's mostly written by Danes.

 

[GNL]

Yes it does, it's mostly written by Danes.

SAND! SAAAAAND!

 

[Voodoo]

Sounds like something I would expect Germany to send to Eurovision.

 

[Nancy]

I LOVE IT

 

[jyxz]

Sounds like something I would expect Germany to send to Eurovision.

maybe something SUBLIMINAL in the lyrics?

 

[Voodoo]

maybe something SUBLIMINAL in the lyrics?

It's not about the lyrics or the title. The whole thing sounds quite Scooter-esque.

 

[Tisch]

I'm trying I really am, but no, it's all so annoying and off-putting. What does "if only there was a language I could count in to make me feel better" even MEAN. I also can't get past all the "lol aren't we typically British" tropes the BBC are obsessed with sometimes. LOL beans!

 

[Bypass]

I really like it, sorry

 

[Betty Shrava]

Irritating techno nerd vibes. All he needs is a mohair jumper and it's Howard fucking Jones.

 

[Madison]

Is there any precedent for a country receiving 0 televote points 3 years on the trot?

I guess no German entries received televote points between 2019 and 2021, but 2020 wasn’t their fault. They also followed up with a jury nul-pointer in 2022 (with 6 whole televote points).

 

[Penelope]

It's just so bad!

 

[Penelope]

WHERE is the Pet Shop Boys influence, I ask you?!

 

[Agneeta]

For reasons I can't truly explain I clicked on a GBNews article about it and then even more inexplicably I looked at the comments

 

[Penelope]

I actually do think it might be the worst thing we've sent since Electro Velvet. It's got all the same 'this only works on levels that feel like they've completely misunderstood what works at Eurovision' traits, while being execrably annoying the whole way.

At least there's the faint sense that THEY know it's shit too because it's the 17th choice on the list.

 

[VoR]

Mandy Dingle’s not on board…

 

[cwej]

I really like it… came here expecting to hear a positive response. Easily best thing we’ve sent since Spaceman. It’s catchy; the playing with the time signature and tempo at the end is fun. I honestly think it will pick up some points from both jury and public. Not like a winner, but easily EASILY more likeable than that racket last year.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I quite like it, chorus was in my head earlier and I think it could score better than Remember Monday, and definitely better staging

 

[Shoat]

I think we're just showing this year's contest the REVERENCE and SERIOUSNESS and QUALITY it deserves

And I admire the BRAVERY of submitting a song title with numbers, because the headlines about our inevitable score now write themselves

 

[Marina Salty]

Could grow on me.

 

[Lucille]

I think we're just showing this year's contest the REVERENCE and SERIOUSNESS and QUALITY it deserves

And I admire the BRAVERY of submitting a song title with numbers, because the headlines about our inevitable score now write themselves

It’s basically a DIRTY PROTEST.

 

[lolly]

Damn, we missed it

 

[cwej]

I do feel like the two or three people on here who actually liked that stupid song from last year - I can’t even remember their name - and that maybe I’m just hearing something different, but I honestly think it’s decent.

 

[Penelope]

The thing is, I didn't particularly like What The Hell Just Happened, but that at least did have a much clearer route to a respectable result (go hard for jury votes - which they did make it to the top 10 for) than this does.

 

[Finn]

I admire the BRAVERY of submitting a song title with numbers, because the headlines about our inevitable score now write themselves

There'll also be LOOK MUM NO POINTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This band is claiming that they were in contention for the UK entry this year



I definitely think CAPERCAILLIE WITH A DROP would have been a better approach, even if poor Fulenn was cruelly snubbed when France tried similar.

 

[Penelope]

I'd have much rather we sent that.

 

[Finn]

Of course it's better than the dog bob we went with, but that feels very much like asking AI to run you up a Eurovision entry

 

[Madison]

They lack honour. I’m glad they weren’t picked.

 

[Dark Carnival]

"AT LEAST TOP 5"

 

[cwej]

The thing is, I didn't particularly like What The Hell Just Happened, but that at least did have a much clearer route to a respectable result (go hard for jury votes - which they did make it to the top 10 for) than this does.

The UK at 9th in the betting odds since this was revealed - which that dirge from last year never managed to do. We shall see.

 

[Penelope]

The UK at 9th in the betting odds since this was revealed - which that dirge from last year never managed to do. We shall see.

give it a REST you TROLL!