Armie Hammer investigated by LAPD

[jivafox]

 

[RJN]

Timotheé probably wouldn’t be the best person to eat anyway, too skinny

 

[jivafox]

Let’s not body shame the victims!

 

[Jark]

Timotheé probably wouldn’t be the best person to eat anyway, too skinny

I'd still EAT THAT ASS. although Armie's would probably be more NUTRITIOUS.

 

[Penelope]

I'd still EAT THAT ASS. although Armie's would probably be more NUTRITIOUS.

Look we know he's straight but you don't have to remind us all that he probably doesn't wipe properly

 

[Dark Carnival]

dp

 

[GNL]

He is now being investigated by the LAPD for alleged sex crimes.

 

[jivafox]

Yikes.

 

[Эулия]

I’ve not paid much attention to this but I see CANNIBALISM is featured on his Wiki

Maybe JANFT JACKON would like to share her tasty BABY PIED SOUP recipe with him

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh Armie. Now you're finally the worst person in Call Me By Your Name.

 

[Ellie]

He is now being investigated by the LAPD for alleged sex crimes.

Honestly I am dubious of ANYONE who hires Gloria Allred as their lawyer. It's like the biggest red flag going. If you want to be believed, stay away from the female Lionel Hutz.

 

[Bluejeans]

What does someone like Hammer do when their career is now completely dead? Even if gets off this charge, he's surely 'unhireable' now?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

So no Call Me By Your Name Part 2 I guess... or could they recast?

 

[ButterTart]

What does someone like Hammer do when their career is now completely dead? Even if gets off this charge, he's surely 'unhireable' now?

Celebrity Big Brother used to be the natural career progression.

 

[Jark]

What does someone like Hammer do when their career is now completely dead? Even if gets off this charge, he's surely 'unhireable' now?

he screams suicide risk to me!

 

[Jark]

So no Call Me By Your Name Part 2 I guess... or could they recast?

I'm thinking NEW SCRIPT, NEW STORY, NEW DICK for Timmy.

Rehashing Elio and Oliver couldn't have been very interesting anyway. In the book they meet again in the future and it's dreary.

 

[jivafox]

Make Elio a WHORE and send him to PARIS

 

[RJN]

What does someone like Hammer do when their career is now completely dead? Even if gets off this charge, he's surely 'unhireable' now?

Wait a year or so and then get hired again? These cancelings never stick

 

[Jark]

Wait a year or so and then get hired again? These cancelings never stick

to be fair nobody's been cancelled for being a RICH WHITE CANNIBAL yet so we're in uncharted waters.

 

[RJN]

RICH WHITE.

True but this reminder makes me think he'll be back even faster

 

[jivafox]

Hannibal is still getting work.

 

[Lucille]

He’ll go to rehab for ‘SEX ADDICTION’, lay low for 3 years, come back saying he had a MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS and he’s BATTLED HIS DEMONS, and go back to starting in films that CONSISTENTLY lose MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

 

[Ellie]

Emile Hirsch for instance seems to have an upcoming film with Bruce Willis, Megan Fox and Sylvester Stallone’s daughter. There just seems
To be a market for cheap action thrillers going straight to VOD with broke/cancelled former A-Listers.

 

[Raining on Me]

Isn't he from extremely MINTED STOCK? Despite whatever rumours of "broke" abound. I can't imagine getting a JOB is much of an issue. But if he hasn't been *officially* cancelled, of course he'll pop up again in no time in some old dreck

 

[Phoenix]

I doubt his career will recover. I see a drug bloat in his future.

 

[K.C.]

 

[Lucille]

Let me season myself a second.

 

[lolly]

So after 5 years, growing a 'tache is a 'noticeably different' and 'rugged new look'?

 

[hyperwoof]

I mean he didn’t actually eat anyone did he.

 

[jivafox]

He's been FROWNING.

 

[OutSynk]

So after 5 years, growing a 'tache is a 'noticeably different' and 'rugged new look'?

I can barely recognise him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let me season myself a second.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I seen that post on my feed (not the best term for an alleged cannibal) and was straight on lpsg.com as I'd never heard of this beast. Would totally do him, but it would have to be in public and with several cameras out.

 

[hyperwoof]

He should just lean into the whole thing and do a remake of Silence of the Lambs -people would love that - camp Camp CAMP!

 

[straightorbroken]

Insiders are saying Hammer's co-stars were relieved he ate the scenery.

 

[rhythmbandit]

He's in his Onlyfans era.

 

[OutSynk]

He does look somewhat hot for the first time ever. He certainly doesn't look malnourished either.

 

[Jark]

he's giving Matt Damon there a bit. not for me but happy for her!

 

[Jark]

I mean he didn’t actually eat anyone did he.

that we know of - but he did emotionally abuse a woman