Tennis 2026 (3 Viewers)

[funky]

Choinski playing much better than a man who only just broke the 100. Apart from the beginning of the second set, he's put Tiafoe on the defence and is playing like the seeded player.

 

[funky]

Also, Tiafoe wearing baggy shorts over cycling shorts is VERY HOMOPHOBIC. I might CHANGE CHANNELS.

 

[Mark R 3]

Tiaofe looks to be going through...

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Mensik must be exhausted after his first round and now this

 

[Sardonicus]

Mensik must be exhausted after his first round and now this

I'll make him feel less exhausted, etc etc

 

[Ellie]

Also, Tiafoe wearing baggy shorts over cycling shorts is VERY HOMOPHOBIC. I might CHANGE CHANNELS.

Throwback to this?

 

[Sardonicus]

Throwback to this?

Is that the match when he thought his wig might FALL OFF?

 

[Ellie]

Is that the match when he thought his wig might FALL OFF?

That was before he actually lost his hair. It’s a wig when it’s under a baseball cap.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

He would've been so hot with his head shaved back then!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mensik must be exhausted after his first round and now this

They seem to be on their way to a five setter!

 

[FannyFaudrey]

I love Dimi. Hope he wins, but he'll probably just go out in the next round even if he does, so it's probably better if Mensik wins I guess.

 

[Dark Carnival]

They seem to be on their way to a five setter!

Or not?

 

[FannyFaudrey]

DIMI!!!!!

 

[Ellie]

Great last set too!

 

[Jark]

get it Dimi you beautiful man.

his third-round GORGEOUS-OFF with Berrettini will be QUITE SOMETHING.

 

[Ellie]

get it Dimi you beautiful man.

his third-round GORGEOUS-OFF with Berrettini will be QUITE SOMETHING.

 

[Ellie]

At least one guaranteed hottie in the fourth round.

 

[Eddie]

Gird your loins Ellie.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Dimi when told he'll be facing Berrettini: "If nothing else it's gonna be a pretty match."

YOU SAID IT!

 

[Eddie]

I'm definitely Team Grigor in that matchup.

 

[Jacques]

The fact that one of Grigor or Matteo is guaranteed to be in the fourth round makes my heart so warm (and I quite fancy the chances of whoever wins that, making the quarters, given the fourth round will be either Fery or Bergs?)

I might pledge my support to Dimitrov - let's have a run to the final and finish what you started with Sinner last year

 

[Eddie]

omg can you imagine Dimitrov clinching it Ivanisevic stylee?

 

[Eddie]

It's 25 years since Goran did it too!

 

[Eddie]

I was at that final. Jeez I feel decrepit.

 

[dmlaw]

It just feels like Dimitrov v Berrettini will be a competition of who is the first to retire with an injury.

 

[Jark]

Berrettini is made of actual glass. I'm sure it'll be a mad five setter and the winner will retire in the next round

 

[Eddie]

Fonseca currently getting a pasting from an inspired Safiullin (who will likely go on to lose in straight sets in the next round).

Fellow Djokovic haters - I'm worried y'all

 

[Eddie]

Jeez. This is the future of tennis? He's being made to look very ordinary.

 

[Jark]

Fonseca can look sensational or painfully average. he's not ready to win a slam any time soon

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fonseca can look sensational or painfully average. he's not ready to win a slam any time soon

I don’t know if it’s the surface that he’s not comfortable with but Safiullin has basically bullied him throughout the first couple of sets.

 

[Dark Carnival]

switching to Osaka

 

[Eddie]

That was impressive from Safiullin and decidedly average from Fonseca.

 

[Mark R 3]

Happy that Osaka won. She's through to her first fourth round at Wimbledon.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hate-watching Djokovic

 

[Jark]

Pegula shimmies through 6-1 6-3

 

[Mark R 3]

Novak takes the first set. He's playing some good tennis.

 

[Mark R 3]

Love him or hate him, Djokovic is one of the GOAT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love him or hate him, Djokovic is one of the GOAT.

That's not the point. And the answer is hate, we hate him.

 

[funky]

As it’s a Friday let’s play a Wimbledon commentator drinking game!

“This is a crucial game” - DRINK!

“They can’t afford to lose this point” - DRINK!

“That was an important second serve” - DRINK!

“We haven’t seen quality like this before” - TAKE A SHOT!


*dead by 9pm*

 

[Shirley]

They drive me INSANE. I was told that MEDVEDEV was once ranked NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD. And then I was told it AGAIN. And AGAIN. And AGAIN. And AGAIN. *mute*