Mitch McConnell DEAD?

[ZenGiraffe]

I've been enjoying this story rumbling along, but this feels like an escalation when the Govenor is demanding answers.



Also, this is a POLL!

 

[dUb]

I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

He passed away on Friday night/Saturday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers his illness and death so as to protect his family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.

 

[Agneeta]

It's more or less been confirmed that he's BRAIN DEAD. Although what's new?

 

[octophone]

I hope he's not quite dead but he's begging for its sweet release but no, it's not politically expedient right now so you'll just need to lie there while your organs liquify until the deadline passes and there's no risk of your seat going elsewhere early. I hope the bastard is suffering. But I suspect he isn't.

 

[Madison]

It's more or less been confirmed that he's BRAIN DEAD. Although what's new?

Confirmed by whom?

 

[Agneeta]

Confirmed by whom?

One of the MAGA lot. I saw it in passing due to my leftie algorithm. Don't ask for a source.

 

[octophone]

There are always exceptions but the success rate for an 84 yr old with pre-existing conditions having a cardiac arrest at home and requiring CPR is very, very low. The silence followed by an obvious lie that he's working from his hospital bed plus we're in Trump Times means no-one believes a word of it. Also, his wife bogged off to China after 3 days, very normal behaviour I'm sure we'll all agree.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Jark]

not educated on the details of the story but I live with hope and optimism in my heart so I've voted yes

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Getting the BLOOD/SHIT/PISS stains sorted before the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

 

[Jark]

UK viewers tonight with half an eye on this old squid:

 

[Tisch]

Getting the BLOOD/SHIT/PISS stains sorted before the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Body's not even cold and the house is getting ready to be flipped. How very INGRAM-MOORE.

 

[K.C.]

Please note!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That's exactly what someone who is pretending they're not dead WOULD say, isn't it

 

[Penelope]

Hmmm.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

That's exactly what someone who is pretending they're not dead WOULD say, isn't it

I know a ventriloquist dummy when I see one!

 

[octophone]

They're now claiming her just fell and didn't have a heart attack at all. Hmmm. No. Not buying it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We need to send out energy to the witches, they need all the help they can get!

 

[Art Decade]

McConnell releases health update, saying he’s not ready to return to work yet

McConnell has missed the last 38 votes on the Senate floor since his June 14 hospitalization. He said he’s undergoing “intense physical therapy” but didn’t offer a timeline for his return.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[dmlaw]

Here’s hoping that ‘undergoing intense physical therapy’ means that he’s ’in hell being tortured by Satan’.

 

[dmlaw]

Whether or not he’s actually dead.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

My current theory is that he's alive but basically a pure vegetable, which is why they won't get him on video for anything.

 

[Jark]

I mean if that's the case it can't go on indefinitely so why would they bother hiding it for weeks?

 

[Penelope]

They'd only need to hide it till November, he's stepping down anyway!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think the conspiracy theory is they only need to hide it long enough so that he won't be replaced when he is dead, since he'd be replaced by a democrat

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[octophone]

I can't see either of these because I have Twitter blocked but is this the story that his body has been sent to the coronor last night?

 

[Art Decade]

 

[K.C.]

I really don't wanna read "Mitch McConnell" and "discharge" in the same sentence.

 

[octophone]

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Bollocks.