The UK: The Andy Burnham years (2 Viewers)

[Agneeta]

I want a tv show that's basically Queer Eye but it's Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry sorting people's lives out

Dawn Butler!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm headed in to the gym so allow me to pre-post these reactions.

Spoiler: Shabanna Mahmood is Chancellor

Spoiler: Ed Milliband is Chancellor

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[big ron]

I think he should absolutely do exactly what he wants to do, safe in the knowledge he will get absolutely pulled to bits by the rightwing media even if he cures cancer. Just lets have a leader who doesn't get into office and immediately seize up for the love of god.

I do think ARE ANDEH has got a bit of a thicker skin than Sir Keir and will quite happily piss off the right wing press for fun. He's already had it when he did the whole KING OF THE NORF bit.

 

[Sardonicus]

Can't believe he hasn't fixed absolutely everything ever already, he should resign

 

[Iguana]

Can't believe he hasn't fixed absolutely everything ever already, he should resign

Is this a leak from Wes's office?

 

[Iguana]

Rachel Reeves and David Lammy OUT

 

[Shirley]

DAVID LAMMY DOUBLE WHAMMY

 

[Iguana]

Brutal for both, but here begins the cull of Kier's allies

 

[GNL]

BBC saying Reeves was offered a BIG JOB but declined it. Speculate wildly!

 

[Agneeta]

BBC saying Reeves was offered a BIG JOB but declined it. Speculate wildly!

She's giving me head of a Maths department.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BBC saying Reeves was offered a BIG JOB but declined it. Speculate wildly!

Offer after SUCCESSFUL TRIAL SHIFT

 

[Iguana]

She's giving me head

TMI!

 

[Shirley]

OH NO NOT LIZ KENDALL

 

[Agneeta]

TMI!

She's very good you know.

 

[Agneeta]

 

[GNL]

Is he finally going to put Lisa Nandy out of her misery or is she going to be forced to be culture minister against her will for all eternity?

 

[big ron]

Andy Burnham is the first prime minister of Catholic faith to take office in modern times apparently.

 

[octophone]

Is he finally going to put Lisa Nandy out of her misery or is she going to be forced to be culture minister against her will for all eternity?

You're making it sound like she's getting taken out back, told the dream one last time and then shot.

Actually...tell me more...

 

[octophone]

Andy Burnham is the first prime minister of Catholic faith to take office in modern times apparently.

Kneecap AGOG.

 

[Agneeta]

He's just gifted Ireland to Ireland.

 

[Agneeta]

If he destroys neo-liberalism by September, I'll leave the Greens.

 

[GNL]

Andy Burnham is the first prime minister of Catholic faith to take office in modern times apparently.

Pope Bob spotted entering No 10.

 

[Agneeta]

John Healey BACK IN

 

[ExcitableWoof]

This is quite the slash and burn reshuffle

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't have a reaction if John Healey gets Chancellor

 

[big ron]

Kneecap AGOG.

Tiocfaidh ár lá

 

[Agneeta]

I don't have a reaction if John Healey gets Chancellor

Probably Foreign Secretary.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Probably Foreign Secretary.

He always just looks like a sleazy leather daddy to me.

 

[Agneeta]

I mean if I had to.

 

[Jark]

you don't!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ED MILLIBAND HAS APPEARED

 

[Agneeta]

Milliband hanging out just outside of Downing Street.

 

[Agneeta]

Mahmood too, eurgh.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AND SHABANNA MAHMOOD AT THE SAME TIME

 

[Madison]

In 2024, the Deputy PM was announced before the Chancellor.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God Burnham is a DRAMA QUEEN

 

[GNL]

AND SHABANNA MAHMOOD AT THE SAME TIME

Omg job share.

 

[Agneeta]

Let's announce something QUICKSMART

 

[Jark]

Omg job share.

this would be THE GAG.

 

[Agneeta]

Can't wait to see David Cameron walk up the street.