Kelly Clarkson - I’d Be Lyin’

Iguana · Monday at 10:12 PM

I bet they looked at her like she couldn't even FEED the bird, and that would only have been tuppence a bag.

Pipo · Monday at 10:30 PM

Team Kel

Debbie Jellinsky · Tuesday at 9:42 PM

Jark · Tuesday at 9:59 PM

the only way I want this saga to end is Kelly posting the bird in her home and proudly noting that she paid 30 thousand dawwwlahhhs for it.

Jark · Tuesday at 10:01 PM

and obviously if she calls her next album The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle I'll be happy to admit she won

Lucille · Tuesday at 10:09 PM

She clearly needs to be TAXED MORE if she’s popping out and trying to buy 15k mechanical birds on A WHIM! Someone call MAMDANI.

Jark · Tuesday at 10:10 PM

I'm surprised SHE didn't TAG HIM

Pipo · Tuesday at 10:10 PM

Jark said:
the only way I want this saga to end is Kelly posting the bird in her home and proudly noting that she paid 30 thousand dawwwlahhhs for it.

They increased the PRICE

you can't make this shit up

Ellie · Tuesday at 10:38 PM

INCOMING FOOTAGE later

Jark · Tuesday at 10:42 PM

omg. shaking. crying. snatching bird.

jivafox · Wednesday at 7:22 AM

Ellie · Wednesday at 7:32 AM

Journalism is not dead people

This show then bought the $2k bird and are auctioning it for charity.

Berly · Wednesday at 7:44 AM

Sure she ‘yelled at the clerk and stormed out’ whilst also meticulously going round and putting the other things she had picked up to purchase prior back where she got them from. What a clearly evil woman.

Debbie Jellinsky · Wednesday at 10:33 AM

Is Kelly EVIL?

Jark · Wednesday at 10:40 AM

leave store. draft tweet. :disco:

Jark · Wednesday at 10:42 AM

she was quite incognito in her kids' rucksack to be fair.

Debbie Jellinsky · Wednesday at 10:48 AM

She looks like that Steve Buscemi meme.

PercyPig · Wednesday at 11:27 AM

Anyone need a machine to pull their party poppers?

https://www.artofplay.com/products/party-popper-machine?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=eb255bcfe&pr_rec_pid=7741906256024&pr_ref_pid=6034581880984&pr_seq=uniform

OutSynk · Wednesday at 1:15 PM

Loufoque said:
I think post 2010, her best song is her cover of Happier Than Ever, which I like much more than the original.

This post in the middle of the shop drama. :disco:

Mother Superior · Wednesday at 1:49 PM

This is very Jess Glynn vs Sexy Fish, but with fewer bops...

Joseph · 2026-10-15T00:34:59+0100

Dark Carnival · 2026-10-15T08:03:28+0100

Kelly Clarkson - I’d Be Lyin’

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