I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.
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Don't want to sound privileged but full on HATE my maid right now!
I want Amanda Bynes to murder my penis
Told Theresa May to run through a field of wheat and she actually did it! Absolute madman, great banter!
It takes a legend... to make a star.
devoted sister, BELOVED CUNT?!
I don't want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy
Drag name: Marine A and the Diamonds
baby got a skin tape session
Walking on walking on BROKEN GLASS
Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
Brexit MEANS Brexit! Stop blocking the will of the people ffs
hey Iwant to met men with large asses
Don't have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "Daddy".
Oy vey! My son is gay!!
In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
I'm feelin sexual, so we should be sexual
wat a banger lol
omg i love you. please call me when you're forty. i promise to put myself in the freezer until then.
Hey Moog, no problems! What would be the best way to send it?
at profile post or do you want more
I can't be the same poster anymore. For too long, I have been content to be seen on the fringes of the spotlight, a bland yet attractive and humble persona typing hollow words to strangers, often receiving a scandalously insufficient amount of emoticons in reply.
I need and demand recognition for my talents. Please use this page to post compliments and nothing else.
Whatsapp OBVIOUSLY
Oh I don't have my photos on my computer. PHONE NUMBER THANKS
Well if I MUST
send nudes xxx
well you thought right as it seemingly often happens.
OH HAI!
I've realised that was very rude of me to imply charging for beach sex therapy. If I can't handle u at ur worst, i dnt deserve u at ur best xox
Oh I've noticed the come-ons
But yes I don't plan on being an UNPAID THERAPIST on a beach
And who said anything about INTIMACY in GRINDR PHYSICALITY
Just GET GRINDR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU'RE WASTING BRIGHTON
God just give him a FULL TONGUING (orifice optional) WHEN YOU'RE BOTH DRUNK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Talk about missing an OPEN GOAL
MAN UP you WHELK
Did you ever have platonic HUGS AND HANDHOLDING in the end with the possibly gay/autistically asexual holiday friend with the terrific arse?
OMG *flashes ankle, giggles into Oriental fan, brings volleyball*
beach fun hun
An ex-drummer?
I feel GAY-BASHED BY THAT COMMENT
( at it being filmed in your NAN'S LAV)
And there I was thinking you found persona posters exhausting
In fairness the only Moop Factor performance I can recall (other than my emotionally bereft and nuanced guest appearance on I Was Here) was Church In The Wild
I never had you down as a Cher fan
Fancy getting into James Rodriguez's pants? WELL NOW YOU CAN.
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