I wish I had hair like that.
Or a mask like that.
Or even eyes like that.
Or a mask like that.
Or even eyes like that.
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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.
Was he attractive?
He could have just had low standards.
I'm not sure it's believable.
Were you an attractive child?
I'm actually going to ban you for that.
9/10 - Nice choice
The top answer would have been this though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxurwdpgpU&feature=youtube_gdata
I was like For goodness sake don't tell him who I am.
I didn't want him to rain on my parade.
I trust you won't make that into some sort of pervy euphamism, and respond with a Barbra Streisand reference/photo/video.
Ha! We bumped into him at a Moopy Meet once.
I avoided him like the plague whilst he asked VoR the same drunken questions over and over again.
His name is NeilB
You've ruined my annual tradition of launching a happy birthday k@ne thread
I have a foreign middle name. Beat that for middle-class ness
Oswald and Cannock
I know. I have a copy of your Birth Certificate.
Пожалуйста, укусить меня Лео
I'm disturbed by the size of your recent posts in the Doctor Who thread.
You are becoming like slave. Or dostoyevslave as I am trying to brand him.
I've been thinking about it all and I'm willing to give our friendship another chance.
How dare you hate on Kylie's video.
I hope she brings you love soon to mend your black and rotten heart.
Israel
I've seen what you said on wendy's profile.
Enjoy your stolen elastic bands.
I'm a gay British male in his 20s who has been in love with Kylie since seeing the locomotion.
You do not need to tell me to save The One.
How should I vote on the banshees poll?
Please accept my deepest apologies if I have offended you. This was not my intention.
I love the gays, I have one living under my stairs. He doesn't like the "E thing" either.
I hope my gift of a box of elastic bands from the Moopy stationary cupboard will compensate you for this misjudgement.
Happy Kylie birthday day xxxxx
All the eggs used across our entire menu are free-range.
Queen Anne
She seems normal and dignified. We also won loads of wars under her - which is clearly good.
Who is your favourite British/English monarch and why?
Yes buy it! There's a lovely photo of him on the back if nothing else.
Thanks darling
I was just reading your conversation with maddy, I saw you singing Bright Eyes. It made me think of when my Steo sang Bright Eyes - he did the theme tune for the cartoon version of 'Watership Down' a few years ago. He also played a rabbit called 'Blackevar'. I used to rush home from school to make sure I was in time to watch it.
Just thought I'd share that memory with you.
You told me next time you passed in the Holby City thread, you'd leave a tag about myLinden
I've reported your IP address to my local G&S society.
They've put you on a list. I'm sure you won't be missed.
I've lost respect for Lord Mandelson
In December 2009, BBC presenter James Naughtie, on Radio 4's Today programme, compared UK cabinet member Peter Mandelson to Pooh-Bah, because Mandelson holds many offices of state, including Secretary of State for Business, First Secretary of State, Lord President of the Council, President of the Board of Trade, and Church Commissioner, and he sits on 35 cabinet committees and sub-committees. Mandelson replied, "Who is Pooh-Bah?"
Do you know of Pooh Bah?
Think the unthinkable.
I thought you wanted a nine inch pianist…
My dog has no nose.
I think the name should be a contributory factor to her misery.
I imagine her as an Enid. Perhaps named after her dead maternal grandmother.
Malcolm Lincoln -
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