Well, clearly I've mastered the patter going by the various unlanded come-ons.
I am aware of that. Once I've conquered the abject horror of trying to be a modern person who's slightly averse to genuine physical intimacy then I'm sure I'll be wading through the FUN NOW messages. (yes, this is an example of how to turn saucy beach innuendo into an unpaid therapy session

GOD, JUST IMAGINE SOME NIPPLES)