Penelope

Penelope

L'Bangarang, c'est moi From MONGE EMPORIUM
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  • Mugatu
    good luck to you and your ironic comedy persona tonight, if you're flagging just remember that all jokes about the price of Freddos absolutely kill
    Z
    :D Darling they've only just let me have my Sinclair ZX81 back after the UGLY INCIDENT
    Z
    :D I was reading that thread just the other day and reliving the DISGUSTING HORROR! Oh Simone you DEAD EYED CUNT!

    Thanks be to Jesus for VERONICA'S ILLUSION :disco:
    Z
    I had to hotfoot it out of the library earlier because your new avatar and user title suddenly made me HYSTERICAL WITH LAUGHTER. Will have to add a RACK to my Theresa 'Dress Me Up' doll's ACCESSORY SET :disco:
    Madison
    R1.

    1. Nyctophobia
    2. Uncontrollable shivering
    3. Phasmophobia
    4. Craving for a bread-based snack
    RS
    WTF went to your FB profile to perv at your pics only to find out that you're a crazy cat lady. DISAPPOINTING :evil:
    Madison
    We should do an (unpopular) SCOTUS sweepstake.

    Please send me ten names of candidates.
    Dinlo
    Of COURSE NOT. I've just given up with technology. I basically live in 1872.
    Dinlo
    Oh now that's JUST THE TICKET :disco: I'll certainly be perusing the rest of WARTY OLD NYUSHA'S playlist.
    Mugatu
    Haha, I'm in Brazil! Wouldn't it be really expensive? (not even teasing here, there's been nary a mutual underwear moment for a week now. It's a homoerotic drought)

    Regardless - 07854 331018
    Mugatu
    I'm going to Florianopolis for steamy beach fun in a few days, an at least topless shot will be incoming :o (and QUITE THE SAME for you)
    Z
    Oh gracious me, I've never got into gaming as I'd end up never going out (not that I DO VERY OFTEN ANYWAY, and when I do, I just SNARL), but this has got THE TURIN HORSE written ALL OVER IT! :disco:
    Madison
    When you do the results, can you make it so that everything is in descending order. The last few Moopyrates have (bizarrely) done it like this:

    POST 81:
    61. Mr X
    62. Ms Y
    63. Barbara
    64. Steve
    65. Jessica

    POST 82:
    56. Fred
    57. Dr H
    58. Jools
    59. Harold Ramis OB
    60. Kai Winn


    When clearly it should be:

    POST 81:
    65. Jessica
    64. Steve
    63. Barbara
    62. Mr Y
    61. Ms X

    POST 82:
    60. Kai Winn
    59. Harold Ramis OB
    58. Jools
    57. Dr H
    56. Fred


    Thank you please
    Sheena
    Unless I'm missing a thread in which this should be discussed, I suggest the following:

    First Choice- Doctor Love
    Marlena Shaw- Touch Me In The Morning
    Gladys Knight & The Pips- Taste Of Bitter Love

    :disco:
    Mugatu
    I really should stop trying to make my way through everyone on here and maybe listen to some of T-Spoon's more classy efforts. Thank you for your understanding babez x
    Mugatu
    Well, clearly I've mastered the patter going by the various unlanded come-ons.

    I am aware of that. Once I've conquered the abject horror of trying to be a modern person who's slightly averse to genuine physical intimacy then I'm sure I'll be wading through the FUN NOW messages. (yes, this is an example of how to turn saucy beach innuendo into an unpaid therapy session :D GOD, JUST IMAGINE SOME NIPPLES)
    Mugatu
    I know, I know. He's just very difficult. I'm not leaving it without at least some ill-judged light hand contact that we'll both regret afterwards :horny: (n.b. for pictorial evidence see my Facebook cover photo)
    Mugatu
    On the way off to a night out in March, he told me that he loved me and we briefly hugged on the roadside. I can't believe I didn't make the kissing move there and then, the best I got was his marginal appreciation at me slapping him on the arse in the club later :( I think he's clammed up a bit since.

    I can't wait for some hot platonic fun in South America though. (christ I need to get laid, or mainly stop living the life of a 90s teen gay drama)
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