🌹Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years🌹

And hunni haven’t you heard those chainsaw synths during the verses of Hold It Against Me? They still bop.
 
sorry hunty, in 2011 I was a bit too busy getting my life to Born This Way to bother with lesser imitations of industrial pop from other gherls who lacked the finesse to pull such things off. :rolleyes:
 
Jark said:
sorry hunty, in 2011 I was a bit too busy getting my life to Born This Way to bother with lesser imitations of industrial pop from other gherls who lacked the finesse to pull such things off. :rolleyes:
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Busy getting your life to lesser imitations of a Madonna song hah :eyes:

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She sounds anxious, but she’s sounded like that for awhile. And I think she uses some app to speed up her voice for some reason.
 
Pssst. Anyway, the way it looks of it (like it's speaking and peeing at the same time), the audition to play Heather Locklear getting arrested for a DUI is still going.
 
It's always the COMMENTS that are the best bits about these Insta posts.

as an orthodontist, im concerned with whats going on with her teeth. as a kid i used to admire them so much, now she has diastemas in both upper and lower teeth. could either be an orthodontic relapse or aggressive periodontitis secondary to diabetes.

Summer is still going = torture and abuse is still going even if I am posting videos

Something's not right here!!! The rocking back and forth, the shaking in her voice, she sounds like she's reading from a screen.... her team is setting this up!!!!

The fact that she is always talking nonsense and things that we never asked means that she is giving us a sign by not giving a sign.

I'm scared for her
 
Is she trolling us? Every time I feel some sympathy for her my cynical brain tells me it might all be a windup.

Irrespective of this can someone please tell her Instagram is no more or some such.
 
Jark said:
Hold It Against Me and particularly Till The World Ends are some real post-dubstep/EDM-lite garbage.
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i liked them both at the time but they sound so dated and slight. hiam's best bit was always the chorus. i also remember the video being hailed as a return to form (wasn't everything?) but she is so stiff in it. pass!
 
ameraal said:
i liked them both at the time but they sound so dated and slight. hiam's best bit was always the chorus. i also remember the video being hailed as a return to form (wasn't everything?) but she is so stiff in it. pass!
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I will co-sign this. Femme Fatale was brilliantly orchestrated as a campaign but she was definitely absent especially all those promo performances. The videos were all well polished and produced too, but again she was missing in action until "I Wanna Go"/"Criminal" when something finally clicked.
 
NO ONE:
BRIT: Here are my top five beach tips in the middle of October...



And dancing seductively to "Justify My Love" :D

 
These were all posted in the past TWO HOURS. She is trying to tell us something

 
This is all so creepy it's kind of not even funny anymore.

"This is EXACTLY THE SAME TOP I wore to the beach three days ago...". Is she building an ALIBI with these videos?
 


She was completely different four years ago. I remember thinking how she'd turned a corner and was getting back to her normal self.

She's regressed so much since. It's really painful to see
 
the whole thing is like watching a prolonged car crash. only it's happening really slowly and there are people liking and commenting in real-time.
 
The Handmaid's Tale Feat. Britney

In a new interview, celebrity makeup artist Maxi made disturbing allegations of an ongoing plot against Britney Spears by her conservatorship team.

Speaking to the hosts of the Calababes podcast, Maxi, who worked with Spears on her "Slumber Party" music video in 2016, implied that Handmaid's Tale-style steps have been taken to prevent the 38-year-old from marrying boyfriend Sam Ashgari or having his children.

"I can tell you what they're still controlling to this day is whether she has a baby or not, whether she gets married or not, who her friends are, and those are some big things," he said. "We're talking some Handmaid's Tale-type things to keep her from having a baby. Like, we're talking... I can't detail it and I'm not gonna specifically say, but I will say for sure, she would've had a baby by now. She would've probably been married to Sam by now. She would have groups of friends around her."

Maxi went on to claim that Ashgari, 26, was put "through hell" by Spears' father Jamie when he began courting the pop star four years ago.
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She’s fine, y’all


Comment of the day:

callmeae_03 is it just me or does she look more and more beaten up each day?
 
OutSynk said:
callmeae_03 is it just me or does she look more and more beaten up each day?
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The racoon make-up isn't helping.

This will do NOTHING but REVIVE the conspiracy theories. "I've never been happier in my life guys" *looks completely dead-eyed*
 
If you’re the happiest you ever been in your life, Brit, then give us an ALBUM OF BOPS
 
I mean we really don't need an insider who once wiped her arse in 2015 to spill the shocking truth (without being able to go into specifics, natch) because those videos are a lot more disturbing than any lukewarm insider tea.
 
She's really weird. You can tell someone forced her to record that video.
 
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