🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[ButterTart]

Honestly can't believe someone sent this.

 

[dmlaw]

Fantastic actually!

How many of those Lemsips have you had?

 

[ButterTart]

'Lick me out to the sky'

 

[Lucille]

Honestly can't believe someone sent this.

 

[Iguana]

I actually did enjoy it, in fairness. I just wanted to be villainous.

Ooh is this the moment @All Iguana Xmas Is You's ASFM choices are FINALLY redeemed?

 

[octophone]

This is an AI generated Stock-Aitken & Waterman B-side

 

[Tisch]

Ah yes Love Love Love, that ode to when Joseph asked Mary what she thought of the manger when he promised her a nice night at the Premier Inn and she was really sarky back to him

 

[octophone]

Unnecessary key change! DRINK!

 

[ButterTart]

This is an AI generated Stock-Aitken & Waterman B-side

If you're going to use Agnes to gaybait votes, there are MUCH better songs which would have done the job.

 

[Iguana]

I know it is ok within the theme but I really struggle with justifying the inclusion of anything non-christmas related

 

[Lucille]

This does sound VERY FESTIVE though.

 

[ButterTart]

These two oblongular madams really grew on me.

 

[Lucille]

Now this is FABULOUS.

 

[Iguana]

This has really grown on me DESPITE MYSELF. Now a favourite

 

[octophone]

The college-project standard video for this is a real treat. Heavy handed symbolism? Behind The Scenes stuff in the actual video? Too much fast-editing? CHECK!

 

[dmlaw]

If you're going to use Agnes to gaybait votes, there are MUCH better songs which would have done the job.

I know, right. She even did a version of ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’, if you have absolutely no respect for your fellow contestants.

 

[Iguana]

I would like to hear 80 year old Debbie Harry having a stab at this one

 

[octophone]

Ace choon tho'

 

[dmlaw]

Jesus on the cross in the video. Also appropriate for ASFEaster.

 

[Tisch]

This has made me want to do a deep dive into Poly Styrene but I keep forgetting. I love it

 

[Iguana]

The weird Santa bits in this video remind me of that video @Ludolph sent in with the 3D dancing ladies. What a time to be alive THAT was!

 

[Tisch]

Jesus on the cross in the video. Also appropriate for ASFEaster.

 

[octophone]

PISSBREAK

 

[Tisch]

The weird Santa bits in this video remind me of that video @Ludolph sent in with the 3D dancing ladies. What a time to be alive THAT

Justice for 100% and it's VERY SEXY LADIES

 

[ButterTart]

Two lads, two girls. They must have been forever knocking each other off on the tour bus.

 

[Iguana]

I imagine this will get points from the @Christmas Wrapping(u) jury

 

[dmlaw]

Did we accidentally put the same backing track from the Agnes song again?

 

[Iguana]

And from Kala (RIP)

 

[Lucille]

Justice for 100% and it's VERY SEXY LADIES

They were called 18+ but thanks hun. x

 

[ButterTart]

Since when was Julie Peasgood a member of Alcazar?

 

[Iguana]

I can't not hear HAPPY HAPPY HOUSE

 

[ButterTart]

I can't not hear HAPPY HAPPY HOUSE

DON'T TAKE NO MORE OF MY FRIENDS

 

[dmlaw]

And from Kala (RIP)

There’s a very horrible noise on about half the track that would put Kala right off.

 

[Iguana]

Such high quality photos

 

[octophone]

Appropriate for Xmas insofar as it's absolute tat wrapped up to look expensive but failing miserably.

 

[Tisch]

The heavily pregnant sexy Tess Merkel is sending me

(No record deal)

 

[Iguana]

The heavily pregnant sexy Tess Merkel is sending me

(No record deal)

Still no record deal???

 

[octophone]

Oh, this was playing in Paperchase this afternoon.

 

[Tisch]

Such high quality photos

Not even enough for one run-through of the song

 

[Tisch]

Oh, this was playing in Paperchase this afternoon.

I assume you're talking about Thea Gilmore but I really hope you're talking about alcazar