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[lolly]

Well you don't hear much of it these days, do you?

I've forgotten about Stephen Gately. Not sure which one I'm more afraid of telling Star about.

 

[ButterTart]

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE

 

[Lucille]

Well I’ve done nothing THUS FAR. Having my second coffee of the day in bed. Shortly I will RUN A BATH then I really must do LAUNDRY, and probably BOIL AN EGG.

 

[ButterTart]

I've forgotten about Stephen Gately. Not sure which one I'm more afraid of telling Star about.

What about him? Have you see him? Is he well?

 

[ButterTart]

probably BOIL AN EGG.

For any reason or just to kill a bit of time?

 

[Lucille]

Can't be bothered to go up and find it but the Coronas in the WOTSITS

We’re serving this when the dreaded Moopmeet finally happens.

 

[Lucille]

For any reason or just to kill a bit of time?

Gives me 6 minutes to sit and think about DEATH.

 

[Tisch]

Well I’ve done nothing THUS FAR. Having my second coffee of the day in bed. Shortly I will RUN A BATH then I really must do LAUNDRY, and probably BOIL AN EGG.

Hard or soft?

 

[Lucille]

SOFT OF COURSE.

 

[Tisch]

I actually forgot all about Coronavirus.

Rita: don't be afraid of Cornova!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait. Does @Jark have COVID? Why do I keep MISSING EVERYTHING??

We need a POLL to keep track of who has had Cornova here.

 

[Jark]

Well I’ve done nothing THUS FAR. Having my second coffee of the day in bed. Shortly I will RUN A BATH then I really must do LAUNDRY, and probably BOIL AN EGG.

why does this read like some HORROR STORY of WARTIME MONOTONY?

don't worry hun normal service will be RESUMED by 1945, just FOUR YEARS TO GO. although the coffee will RUN OUT in THREE MONTHS

 

[Zu]

the dreaded Moopmeet

 

[Jark]

@Lucille is here casually sitting out the war and talking smack about the housemate, but HE is IN THE TRENCHES at this VERY MOMENT risking everything for QUEEN AND COUNTRY!

it's a fucking DISGRACE! enjoy your egg bitch!

 

[Lucille]

I’m not even convinced he WAS a paratrooper now, he was probably in the CATERING UNIT.

 

[Jark]

@Tisch spreading the gospel of Mildred everywhere, to anybody who'll listen - I like the spirit

 

[Mats]

I am ready to BRAVE THE WORLD

for a burger and then I'll go back to bed

 

[Zu]

Rita: don't be afraid of Cornova!

Also, what a BEAUTIFUL WIG!

 

[Iguana]

I’m not even convinced he WAS a paratrooper now, he was probably in the CATERING UNIT.

Then the killings weren't done in a war zone??

 

[AlgoAlex]

After slightly too much polish plum liqueur having a HUGE fry up to sort myself out

 

[Zu]

There MUST be enough bits and pieces out there from the EP era to put an album out. And Mother's Daughter and Slide Away really deserve to be on a parent album of some sort.

Come on Miley BLESS US. Stop missing the iron being hot.

I AGREE

 

[Lucille]

Then the killings weren't done in a war zone??

I doubt he KILLED ANYONE, he’s a FANTASIST.

*wakes up tomorrow dead*

 

[Zu]

I’m not even convinced he WAS a paratrooper now, he was probably in the CATERING UNIT.

Did wonders with POWDERED EGG APPARENTLY

OMG does this mean that all the sexy stories of brutal killings are IMAGINARY?

 

[Tisch]

Oh shit, Mr Naef! Mr Naef! (@Iguana) do a mod thing!

 

[Lucille]

Honestly the things I put myself through for a free haircut.

 

[Iguana]

Oh shit, Mr Naef! Mr Naef! (@Iguana) do a mod thing!

Sorted you out love!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I am ready to BRAVE THE WORLD

for a burger and then I'll go back to bed

My burger will come to me! The wonders of modern slavery.

 

[Tisch]

Thanks. Have a like.

 

[dmlaw]

I doubt he KILLED ANYONE, he’s a FANTASIST.

*wakes up tomorrow dead*

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane but last year I proved myself wrong.

 

[Jark]

I'm not a fan of daily thread titles that don't include the name of the day - for somebody like me who typically wakes up thinking it's either

Sorted you out love!

are you guys in the same room right now?

 

[Iguana]

are you guys in the same room right now?

We're actually not

 

[Iguana]

We are now though

 

[lolly]

OMG does this mean that all the sexy stories of brutal killings are IMAGINARY?

WHO CARES?

I had a few LOVELY WANKS out of it

 

[Zu]

Perhaps the heterosexual dom top saloniste living with @Lucille is thinking of all the people he’s killed on GRAND THEFT AUTO

EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE

 

[jyxz]

I am ready to BRAVE THE WORLD

for a burger and then I'll go back to bed

A BIP BURGER ?

 

[lolly]

Well this daily thread is going swimmingly

Time for a MUSICAL INTERLUDE

 

[big ron]

I am still in bed but BRUNCH will rouse me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

NIQUE NIQUE NIQUEUUUE

 

[Lucille]

The singing Nun’s Wikipedia is QUITE THE READ.

 

[lolly]

She's such a fucking STYLE ICON as well