WAS IT CAPTAIN TOM?I’m not even convinced he WAS a paratrooper now, he was probably in the CATERING UNIT.
My burger will come to me! The wonders of modern slavery.

We're all giddy about the prospect of ASFM results and have to do something to fill the gaping holes in our lives until then.I know I slept in a bit this mornings but what on EARTH has happened in here?
The loss of a favourite cup is quite devastating. A brew just doesn’t taste the same in anything else.I didn't get all het up about the lack of McD's breakfast (uncharacteristically for me), I took it in my stride and enjoyed my hamburger replacements and didn't make a big fuss in the shop about it either. I've just got back from walking the dog to discover my tea cup, my only tea cup, the most special tea cup in all of the world, in many pieces strewn about the kitchen floor accompanied by sugar and a tea bag.
It's tipped me over the edge. I'm trying not to cry but not succeeding.
The loss of a favourite cup is quite devastating. A brew just doesn’t taste the same in anything else.
My mate’s girlfriend has some giant Winnie the Pooh cups so I think I know the ones you mean. You need a big mug for your brew, I’ve never got on with the little piddly ones like you get in offices.It's my giant Tigger cup that makes for the perfect pint of tea. Years ago I had Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore versions of it, both of which broke over time so I then had to deal with not-as-delicious brews from a succession of similar cups that were never quite right. Then spawn dumped her fiance and moved in with this one and he had the Tigger cup in the back of a cupboard so he gave it to me. Mr F has now supplied a cup of tea in one of the old similar cups from the back of the cupboard. It's still not quite right.
I've just gone online to see if I can find another one and they're apparently now a collector's item and I'm not paying 15 sodding quid for a 2nd hand cup!
Considering hitting the vodka and weed and taking to my bed for the rest of today.
I didn't get all het up about the lack of McD's breakfast (uncharacteristically for me), I took it in my stride and enjoyed my hamburger replacements and didn't make a big fuss in the shop about it either. I've just got back from walking the dog to discover my tea cup, my only tea cup, the most special tea cup in all of the world, in many pieces strewn about the kitchen floor accompanied by sugar and a tea bag.
It's tipped me over the edge. I'm trying not to cry but not succeeding.
I feel the same about my Kylie mug from the homecoming tour. I mean she had to fight cancer for me to have that mug. I guard it with my life.fucking hell @Floppet you're having a ROUGH DAY
Maybe it's no coincidence the mug broke today @FloppetI mean it's Stephen Gately's ded anniversary today, I reckon he was sitting up with the angles and wanted a nice mug for his hot chocolate today so he chose your mug. It's gone to a better place xoxo

I always wondered what kind of SADISTIC FUCKS enjoyed watching shows about repossessions.![]()

I love Can't Pay! Max is a vile piece of work, I couldn't, even if he was gagged with a bag over his head.
Wheres the fat one with no neck gone? I can remember his name
Wheres the fat one with no neck gone? I can remember his name
Oh I think the most evil one is definitely GARY

Oh Mr McCracken can be vile I reckon![]()
I consider Stewart to be one of the nicer ones. Paul and Steve are the nicest ones insofar as driving poor evicted families to the council office can be classed as nice.