10s! 10s! 10s! (A Decade in Pop Bangers - TONIGHT 8.45PM)

[Jark]

beginning after The Masked Singer, come join us for an alternative trip through the pop bangers of the '10s, a decade in music that stole my heart without lighting up the charts and made me the world's leading expert on Tove Lo.

think of it as a companion piece to the memorable @Frosty the Snoldi 00s playlist, but for the thinking man, and without the regrettable Maroon 5 moment of heteronormativity.

SEE YOU TONIGHT @ 830.

@POP! @RJN @Pipo @funky @ameraal @FetchFugly @northernlad @Suedey Baby @Ag @Christmas Tisches @IguanMoreSleep @the jiva witnesses @MARY @Santa Nancy Lam @vespertine @wurst @COB @WeihnachZenGiraffe @Phoenix @Frozen @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL @Mats @OutSynk @joanne @KindaCool @Music @Logic? @VoR @Suomi @dUb Actually @Lume

 

[Soldi]

You mentioned me to remind me of the dreaded 00s night but not on the invite list!

 

[Jark]

you're not on the list BECAUSE A DOUBLE TAG HAS NO FUNCTION.

of course your presence is demanded.

 

[Iguana]

Educate me zaddy

 

[Iguana]

of course your presence is demanded.

 

[Tisch]

HERE FOR THIS

Gonna be wearing THIS

 

[Berly]

Can I come? It’s my birthday

 

[Iguana]

Can I come? It’s my birthday

Happy birthday!!

But no.

 

[Iguana]

Can I come? It’s my birthday

You should have access to the elusive birthday forum

 

[Lucille]

WILL THERE BE A SULTRY SPOKEN INTRO?!?

 

[Berly]

You should have access to the elusive birthday forum

The what?

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday Beryl love

 

[Tisch]

Happy Birthday Beryl!

@Jark The Herald Angels Sing has just PMed me and asked me to pass on your gift. You get to replace one of his songs tonight with a choix of your own!

 

[Jark]

happy birthday Beryl of the lovely mane.

our gift to you is the worst song of all time.



but tonight you'll get several of the best.

 

[Jark]

Happy Birthday Beryl!

@Jark The Herald Angels Sing has just PMed me and asked me to pass on your gift. You get to replace one of his songs tonight with a choix of your own!

as if I would ever RELINQUISH CONTROL... outside of the bedroom

 

[Jark]

added a CHEEKY BANNER just so no one can claim I'm HALF ARSING this.

you know how it be with Jark.

 

[RJN]

Can't wait I hope it includes a lot of the top star of the decade, Jessie J

 

[Tisch]

*and RJN was never seen nor heard from again*

 

[Iguana]

Can't wait I hope it includes a lot of the top star of the decade, Jessie J

So your username stood for Revere Jessie Now all along?

 

[RJN]

The only Jessie I am revering is WARE

 

[RJN]

And also my sister I guess

 

[RJN]

I was trying to find the quote of Jessie J's where she claims that in America she is considered one of the best signers of all time, but I can't. I did find this GEM:

"I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I'm still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off."

 

[Jark]

WILL THERE BE A SULTRY SPOKEN INTRO?!?

I will consider.

 

[COB]

I think you should ask @Sally Thomsett to do it.

 

[K.C.]

Jark is this another pyramid scheme?

 

[Jark]

despite my Maroon 5 SHADE I'm currently listening to Sugar and getting my life.

@Frosty the Snoldi i'm very sorry for my hypocrisy. happy to apologise on-screen.

 

[Tisch]

jark to apologise via voicenote

 

[K.C.]

Look out for Jark's new Rarities album. A 4 track EP of all his never before seen completed countdowns.

 

[K.C.]

Here for this though. So many good 10s to celebrate

 

[RJN]

I’m getting nervous that Jark may have accidentally included a 9 or even an 8 in this

 

[Jark]

anything is a 10 if you take enough drugs. Lucy to confirm.

 

[Jark]

I will not accept responsibility for your TRAGICALLY SOBER STATE at 3pm in the afternoon.

 

[RJN]

Music is the best drug

Except for actual drugs

 

[Tisch]

Well I don't touch that FILTH but as a borderline alcoholic I can confirm that several songs have been declared MY FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME after a few sherries, so I know what you mean. *Giggle* *moan*

 

[Jark]

*slurp*

WRITING A VOICEOVER NOW.

 

[Lucille]

anything is a 10 if you take enough drugs. Lucy to confirm.

Not really hun, although you can just about convince yourself someone is a 6 so you don’t feel totally ROTTEN about the whole experience the day after.

 

[K.C.]

I can confirm that several songs have been declared MY FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME after a few sherries

Countdown plz

 

[K.C.]

How did this thread turn into Lucy's personal sex and drugs diary? (Pics plz)

 

[Lucille]

THEY ALL DO.

 

[Jark]

THIS WILL NOW BEGIN AT 8.45.

Want to give you tight bitches some more LUBRICATION TIME.