126 uses for a candle

[Nancy]

31

 

[ButterTart]

32. A humorous substitute for your own lips

 

[Nancy]

33. Useful if you're stuck in 1970's Blackout Britain

 

[ButterTart]

34. To extinguish in Rik Mayall's eyes

 

[Nancy]

35. To be mispronounced as Condle in a rendition of Candle In The Wind and for that to be the reason why you didn't get through Judges' Houses on X Factor circa 2008.

 

[octophone]

36. To make an anagram of "decanal".

 

[octophone]

That's to remove a canal by the way - not porn involving a Geordie TV presenter.

 

[Joseph]

That's to remove a canal by the way - not porn involving a Geordie TV presenter.

Damn I was furiously googling

 

[Tisch]

37. Light up the ROOM!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

38. Making it romantic for the first time you woohoo

 

[Tisch]

39. Perform a touching tits in ballad version of your favourite banger like Dancing on My Own

 

[big ron]

40. To light up the room when you are being visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and/or future.

 

[big ron]

41. To gently warm your heroin before IVing into a bollock vein.

 

[Joseph]

42. To celebrate 1 year sober