A CHEEKY CHEEKY Saturday

[Lucille]

Lidl DEAD!

 

[Sheena]

I was amazed our local co-op was still full of sweets for Halloween. Hopefully they will all be reduced tomorrow.

I’m amazed that they bothered getting them in. How stupid.

 

[lolly]

Just realised I took two painkillers instead of one. Do I phone 999 and get my stomach pumped or open a bottle of wine as well and see how much fun it is?

 

[Lucille]

TAKE 2 MORE.

 

[Rachey]

Have wine!

 

[GNL]

I am watching SATURDAY KITCHEN and must ask what the HELL has Nigella done to her BEAUTIFUL FACE?

#sackthesurgeon

That could get you STABBED around these parts

(Not watching myself but saw a photoshoot recently and very much thought the same)

 

[Dark Carnival]

TAKE 2 MORE.

And add a PINCH OF KET

 

[Lucille]

@Dark Carnival AS A DOG.

 

[floppet]

Just realised I took two painkillers instead of one. Do I phone 999 and get my stomach pumped or open a bottle of wine as well and see how much fun it is?

Go with the wine!

 

[Zu]

Not that it’s really any of my business @Dark Carnival but do you do other things with your gentlemen visitors aside from the old licky licky?

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival AS A DOG.

ACCURATE

I hope you do carry on with this Moopy posters as dogs/animals theme.

 

[Rita]

WINE LOLLY. Get off those tits of yours, love.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not that it’s really any of my business @Dark Carnival but do you do other things with your gentlemen visitors aside from the old licky licky?

Mais bien sûr! And to be honest, the old licky licky is actually reserved to my trusty bottoms.

 

[big ron]

Just taken my last load

 

[floppet]

After shredding the tips of my fingers on the teeny-tiny phone wires (but at least I got it working again) I decided I was going to treat myself to a vodka and coke. Then I remembered that both the dentist and the chemist made sure to stress NO ALCOHOL! with my antibiotics on Wednesday. Fuck this shit

 

[ButterTart]

ACCURATE

I hope you do carry on with this Moopy posters as dogs/animals theme.

@Kate's all dolled up and ready for a night down the Wine Lodge.

 

[Lucille]

Just taken my last load

 

[big ron]

I got some lobsters, scallops and venison from
LIDLS last christmas and they were all good

 

[Rita]

After shredding the tips of my fingers on the teeny-tiny phone wires (but at least I got it working again) I decided I was going to treat myself to a vodka and coke. Then I remembered that both the dentist and the chemist made sure to stress NO ALCOHOL! with my antibiotics on Wednesday. Fuck this shit

DON’T DO IT! You will be like her out of The Exorcist.

 

[Zu]

Mais bien sûr! And to be honest, the old licky licky is actually reserved to my trusty bottoms.

Well I never. I thought that was all you did! Always nice to get a more rounded picture of my fellow loungers and their habits

 

[Star]

Just realised I took two painkillers instead of one. Do I phone 999 and get my stomach pumped or open a bottle of wine as well and see how much fun it is?

This reminds me of the other day when my colleague saw someone who took out her contacts, thought she saw a little blood on it and called for an ambulance.

 

[ButterTart]

ACCURATE

I hope you do carry on with this Moopy posters as dogs/animals theme.

I've found @Lucille as well

 

[Zu]

!

 

[Zu]

IS THAT A CLINKER I SEE THERE

 

[Zu]

@Kate's all dolled up and ready for a night down the Wine Lodge.

! I feel quite sure that everyone’s going to be charmed by these

 

[ButterTart]

! I feel quite sure that everyone’s going to be charmed by these

I think this should be a thread all of its own.

 

[floppet]

DON’T DO IT! You will be like her out of The Exorcist.

I'm not going to, don't worry. I'm already like that, wouldn't want to make it worse

 

[floppet]

IS THAT A CLINKER I SEE THERE

Stop mentioning clinkers all of you! I laugh out loud every time I see the word!

 

[Diddy]

My mum calls the dog’s CLINKERS, which never fails to make PHYSICALLY SICK.

we used to call them CLAGNUTS

 

[lolly]

Stop mentioning clinkers all of you! I laugh out loud every time I see the word!

I think of Lucille's hole every time I see it

 

[floppet]

we used to call them CLAGNUTS

Mr F used to call them winnets.

 

[octophone]

Dangleberries.

 

[COB]

That dog could probably do with one of these...

 

[OutSynk]

I think of Lucille's hole every time I see it

What’s it like?

 

[lolly]

What’s it like?

I think that's people trying to escape

 

[lolly]

Your hole is quite HYPNOTIC Lucille. I could stare into it for hours.

 

[Tisch]

Can we change the subject please? Anyone know of anywhere nice to go on holiday? I'm thinking Tristan De Cunha @Lucille?

 

[lolly]

I quite agree.

Anyone else want an orange before dinner?

 

[Zu]

@Tisch Hamburg is nice but I expect it’s ALL CLOSED DOWN!

 

[Tisch]

I quite agree.

Anyone else want an orange before dinner?

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