A CHEEKY CHEEKY Saturday

[Sheena]

Just realised I took two painkillers instead of one. Do I phone 999 and get my stomach pumped or open a bottle of wine as well and see how much fun it is?

Mr Sheena and I did that a couple of months back where I had a mild headache and he gave me two of the wrong colour Migraleve. Opened a bottle of champagne and was off my tits for half an hour. We’d realised what had happened and my favourite comment was when he said “normal people would phone NHS direct about now, worried about an overdose”.

We just opened another bottle.

 

[Zu]

@ButterTart was rather peeved that, despite making a special effort, he still hadn’t managed to get into G-A-Y

 

[lolly]

Although late to the party, @big ron sets about making up for lost time

 

[ButterTart]

Although late to the party, @big ron sets about making up for lost time

Oh my God, I was looking for a decent one for Ron!

 

[ButterTart]

I knew the after party at Lucille's flatmates was a mistake.

One look at him should have told you he was a wrong 'un.

 

[lolly]

Mandy's attempts at initiating sexy time leaves @Rachey distinctly unimpressed

 

[Rita]

Why has my Spotify started playing CRUISING WITH JANE MCDONALD VOLUME 2?

 

[Soldi]

Why has my Spotify started playing CRUISING WITH JANE MCDONALD VOLUME 2?

Cos you like cruising idk?

 

[lolly]

Why has my Spotify started playing CRUISING WITH JANE MCDONALD VOLUME 2?

It's got KYLIE and MADONNA

 

[Rita]

Cos you like cruising idk?

Darling, I do NOT need to go cruising.

 

[Rita]

It's got KYLIE and MADONNA

It’s not BAD, but I didn’t ask for it.

 

[lolly]

It’s not BAD, but I didn’t ask for it.

No, IT IS!

 

[Rita]

No, IT IS!

I find her QUITE LISTENABLE. She is far from shrill I’ll tell you THAT.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Why has my Spotify started playing CRUISING WITH JANE MCDONALD VOLUME 2?

Cos she is a LEGEND

 

[AlgoAlex]

I find her QUITE LISTENABLE. She is far from shrill I’ll tell you THAT.

JAI HO! is THE BEST THING EVER

 

[Rita]

JAI HO! is THE BEST THING EVER

I turned her OFF because @lolly made me think the Moopy Karaoke was starting.
Little did I know I was 2 HOURS TOO LATE to the party.

 

[Rita]

@bruce5433