A daily thread for notorious sexy bastard THURSDAY

Sheena said:
try living in a top floor flat up three flights of stairs with narrow staircases and no lift. It does somewhat restrict your choices!
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I am top floor. But I have this weird outside balcony thing going on that leads to the staircase. Fingers crossed what goes in goes out, my main concern is that I put shutters in since I moved in which restricts the window a bit, well that and I hope it doesn’t fall over the balcony :D
 
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wurst said:
I don't have work tomorrow so MAY have opened a bottle of wine :eyes:

As a massive introvert I've been so unbothered by lockdown ALL THIS TIME, but end of the week/weekends are starting to feel very BIZARRE without nightclubs for the real release.
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I can't remember the last time I went to a proper club. They just don't seem to be a thing on nights out anymore, even before lockdown started.
 
So I’ve been telling my flatmate all week we’re running out of electricity on the meter and he kept saying he would top it up and didn’t. I reminded him again today it was about to run out and he said he would do it tonight. I refused to do it myself as I put £40 on it last month and he never paid me back for it. I’ve just come home and he’s not topped it up and gone out on a date. So I’m sat by candlelight reading a book like it’s the 18th century. My laptop is dead and I have a train up north in the morning so don’t want to waste my phone battery as I need it for my alarm. What a fucking ARSE.
 
I was gonna text him and warn him not to bring the date back here, but fuck him, I hope he does and is SUITABLY EMBARASSED.
 
Lucille said:
So I’ve been telling my flatmate all week we’re running out of electricity on the meter and he kept saying he would top it up and didn’t. I reminded him again today it was about to run out and he said he would do it tonight. I refused to do it myself as I put £40 on it last month and he never paid me back for it. I’ve just come home and he’s not topped it up and gone out on a date. So I’m sat by candlelight reading a book like it’s the 18th century. My laptop is dead and I have a train up north in the morning so don’t want to waste my phone battery as I need it for my alarm. What a fucking ARSE.
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Wow babe, IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY this sounds like borderline AWFUL! I'm in East London and have electricity if you need a CHARGE x
 
I’m fucking FUMING. I can’t even have a shower in the morning, unless I run to the shop at 7am which I’m REFUSING to do. I should go to bed now anyway but I don’t usually go to sleep till 2am in the evening, and even then I require an episode of American Dad on in the background to drift off. (Don’t judge needs) Luckily I have 3 beers in the now useless fridge which I’m downing before they get warm.
 
Oh I’ll survive, I mean the human race did for thousands of years before electricity. I’m being philosophical like when my phone got stolen in Marseille and thinking that moments like this make you appreciate what you have in life.

It’s not working of course, I’m just chain smoking and downing beers till I pass out. I’ve started reading memoirs of geisha, but never realised it was written by a white man before which I’m finding incredibly distracting.
 
Lucille said:
Oh I’ll survive, I mean the human race did for thousands of years before electricity. I’m being philosophical like when my phone got stolen in Marseille and thinking that moments like this make you appreciate what you have in life.

It’s not working of course, I’m just chain smoking and downing beers till I pass out. I’ve started reading memoirs of geisha, but never realised it was written by a white man before which I’m finding incredibly distracting.
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:D

this basically reads as POETRY!
 
Annoyingly he doesn’t seem that bothered, and him and the date are finding it very exciting, I even felt bad and gave him some of my lovely honey candles from Greece because i’m such a NICE PERSON.
 
Did @Lucille not top up the electricity out of principal or as a cock block? :eyes:
 
Anyway what about the contents of the fridge / freezer?
 
And finally do you. It get that £10 emergency thing on those anymore or have you used it already?
 
SDF said:
Anyway what about the contents of the fridge / freezer?
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Well I’m going away for the weekend so don’t have much in the fridge, there’s some chicken thighs in the freezer but he’ll have to deal with them as they go RANCID the SOB.
 
Do you not have the TWENTY FOUR HOUR TURKISH

oh fuck you’re going to enable me to go and buy cigarettes now :argh: to quote Loreen’s Paper Light; WE WANT TO BE HIGHER!
 
wurst said:
Do you not have the TWENTY FOUR HOUR TURKISH

oh fuck you’re going to enable me to go and buy cigarettes now :argh: to quote Loreen’s Paper Light; WE WANT TO BE HIGHER!
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They don’t top up my PARTICULAR brand of electricity. Which is your local 24 hour Turkish btw? I used to fancy the guy rotten who worked at the one on Church St.
 
Lucille said:
Annoyingly he doesn’t seem that bothered, and him and the date are finding it very exciting, I even felt bad and gave him some of my lovely honey candles from Greece because i’m such a NICE PERSON.
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Luce DID get fucked by his roommate then, just not how I imagined
 
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I thought having a meter at all was barbaric, but you can't even top it up online? How archaic!
 
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