A daily thread for notorious sexy bastard THURSDAY

[AGinAg (37)]

We're the FUCKING COCK DESTROYERS.

That is all.

 

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Can we all just have a SNEAKY CRY to this bit of orange old toot





God I’m SO TEMPTED to go get some fags, thanks @Lucille

 

[SDF]

Luce DID get fucked by his roommate then, just not how I imagined

 

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Let’s exchange tips on the most fuckable night shift workers in Hackney’s Turkish 24 hour supermarkets.

Babe I genuinely have AT LEAST ONE!

 

[Tisch]

Aww @Lucille maybe he just wanted some mood lighting for when he finally splits you open?

Also; I'm reminded of an old quote on here from someone's council Facebook friend (or something) when they moaned LOST MA BLOODY GAS CARD AGAIN. No idea who it was or I've 100% remembered it right...

 

[big ron]

And let Miss ron and ron jr deal with it?

Exactly.

 

[big ron]

I used to live in a house with a card based electric supply, it would always run out when we were absolutely fucked and the power tripping would set off the burglar alarm. Nothing like a wailing unstoppable siren when you’re 4 acid deep and cant even walk.

 

[Whatevar]

This is your worst post ever.

I’m really sorry. But he’s so HUNKY.