And Just Like That... (Sex & The City revival)

[Halli]

I feel like a WIDOW-WAND vibrator could actually be marketed quite easily

 

[PercyPig]

I had used Che by Che Diaz’s Currylingus joke yesterday at a wedding. It went down really well and I didn’t credit it to Che by Che Diaz

 

[supermassive]

Carrie Bradshaw is now part of the Day After Tomorrow cinematic universe.

 

[Lucille]

HATED THE COAT!

 

[Kratz]

I watched that entire episode and totally missed that coat!

 

[Halli]

Oh I saw it, it was the most awful thing she's ever worn

 

[Kratz]

Oh great, we're 5 minutes into the episode and that cunt Roc is already a top model

 

[Kratz]

But I AM here for Che's 'Dr Doolittle (they/them)' redemption arc

 

[Lucille]

Why would Seema and Carrie not just get a massage TOGETHER, which is basically what they were planning anyway? No one’s making them FUCK!

 

[Lucille]

Really quite invested in whether LTW’s son’s girlfriend gets to fuck him or not at her suite at the Mandarin Oriental! Gripping stuff! High stakes!

 

[Lucille]

After last weeks storyline with Lily I thought, what this show really needs is more storylines about kids having sex!

 

[Lucille]

Why is Che so worried about being unemployed? None of the other girls have jobs!

 

[Kratz]

Really quite invested in whether LTW’s son’s girlfriend gets to fuck him or not at her suite at the Mandarin Oriental! Gripping stuff! High stakes!

I really felt for him! Where was he supposed to spend V day if not at the Mandarin Oriental?!?!

 

[Kratz]

And when WILL that little bitch Lily fall out of a window?

 

[Kratz]

Also frankly the prof had the best evening with her Gü pudding and a glass of wine

 

[Lucille]

Omg finally someone is thinking about going to WORK!

 

[Kratz]

Omg finally someone is thinking about going to WORK!

You just know she’ll be doing 8 hours a week and the next story arc will be how she needs ‘more help around the house’

 

[Lucille]

Finally someone has a REALISTIC apartment, and Miranda is HORRIFIED!

 

[Lucille]

The grotty les really should put sheets on the bed though.

 

[Kratz]

The grotty les really should put sheets on the bed though.

I mean I think you do before a fuck comes over yes?

Obviously this doesn’t apply to those of you who do it round the bins

 

[Lucille]

If they don’t have sheets on the bed you’re either about to have either the best or worst night of your life.

 

[Lucille]

At the very least I put a bit of tarpaulin down.

 

[Lucille]

Omg Aiden being a pussy about the apartment was a turn off.

 

[Lucille]

Terrible episode! Excited about Antony getting a plot though involving a massive penis!

 

[Lucille]

Also we knew Aiden was in a different restaurant because you showed us in the trailer, which made that whole scene where she waited for him pointless.

 

[Lucille]

As someone looking for a studio apartment atm that Lesbian’s flat was quite triggering tbh.

 

[Lucille]

This seems correct.

 

[Lucille]

Also off-topic but look at the pot I made.

 

[Kratz]

Also off-topic but look at the pot I made.

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If Roc had made that it would be in Bloomingdale’s

 

[Lucille]

Why is Aiden wearing this? He looks like he works for the SS.

 

[Lucille]

Also why did they keep trolling us with the fact he lost 40 pounds, no one likes skinny Aiden!

 

[lolly]

Aiden's main appeal was a nice bit of HEFT

 

[lolly]

Also, obviously I'm missing something (no doubt because I can only bear to half watch) as it seems so obvious, but how did the wrong restaurant find the reservation that wasn't made with them?

 

[Lucille]

Yes the great thing about Aiden was he looked like he would jiggle if you poked him.

 

[Lucille]

Unable to promote AJLT due the actor’s strike SJP has resorted to posting pictures of SUPERVALU CABBAGE

 

[Kratz]

Unable to promote AJLT due the actor’s strike SJP has resorted to posting pictures of SUPERVALU CABBAGE

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That’s the AJLT writing team I think

 

[lolly]

 

[Kratz]

Lay off the Ozempic I say

 

[lolly]

I can't get past Miss Trunchbull

 

[Lucille]

He would NOT WEAR THAT! It’s giving city boy on a countryside work retreat.