ANDU BURNHOM announces CROP TOP SUMMER

[Penelope]

SCANDAL erupts as he turns up to Buckingham Palace to KISS THE RING in JUICY COUTURE

 

[Penelope]

NA(ndu)R:

 

[Finn]

Call 0800-BURN-HAM for a cheeky good time xx

 

[Jark]

not ANUTHERR WUN!!!

 

[Tisch]

Tonty Blair exposed NAVEL pages 4-46

 

[Joseph]

GET YER NAVEL OUT FOR THE LADS

 

[Agneeta]

Jonny Mayjer anus pics sell for millions.

 

[Agneeta]

Harry McMillon glockenspeil insertion scandal revealed.

 

[Tisch]

Rebecca Long-Bailu announces charity campaign "BANG YER POTS ANPANS FOR WIDDECOMBE" starting at the next full moon

 

[ExcitableWoof]

NA(ndu)R:

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Legitimately is this Justin Bieber or Joey Jay?

 

[GNL]

Lisa Nandu promises a free belly ring from Claire's to inhabitants of ALL towns.

 

[Penelope]

In FINAL ACT as energy secretary ED MILUBUND announces NEW DISCOUNT SCHEME for ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY Sash! window installation

 

[GNL]

Wus Struuting spotted SOBBING in jeans and a nice top amid mounting rumours he didn't get the memo.

 

[Penelope]

Andu Burnhom EMERGES from Prime Ministerial car on Downing Street to declare "EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MARU-SPAIN VON HEEL said to be WHELMED by her spouse's ascension.

 

[Agneeta]

Andu von-Burnhorn dazzles journalists by stripping off to crop top and saucy thong.

"If it's good enough for Manchester" declared a clearly aroused, both in his nipples and genitals, von-Burnhorn.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MARU-GERMANY VON HULL has already discovered THURUSA MAY'S LEATHER TROUSERS at the back of a wardrobe

 

[Shirley]

Girls I'm wearing ANDRE BUNTHAM PANTIES right now

 

[Agneeta]

Andi Bornhun said to be squealing like a piggy little bitch after discovering Norman Major's PORCELAIN DILDO COLLECTION.

 

[Tisch]

Andu Bornholm to turn 10 Downing Street into a 24/7 DANCETERIA

 

[Agneeta]

Shandi Bingbong has announced plans to demolish 11 Downing Street and replace it with an abattoir.

"She's had it too good for too long" Shandi blurted out in reference to arch enemy Jessu J.

 

[GNL]

Speculation mounts that Hole Next Door will be named Chancellor of the Exchequer as Undy Burnhum seeks to plug the gape left in the public purse.

 

[Jark]

Shandi Bingbong

 

[Agneeta]

Pope Ondy Burnhom announces plan to nationalise abortion.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MURIE-ITALY VUN HEEL CAN CONFIRM