ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act (2 Viewers)

@Beryl I thought you did a fantastic job hosting the main events but I do feel like you’ve sort of left things half-done in terms of wrapping up the contest. I’ve written four official complaint emails and launched the Save Suomi Inquiry Fund in order to raise money to fight what I believe has been a voting injustice in @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid ’s favour. In one of my longer letters I go on to suggest that efforts are made to find out exactly what DIRT HerSerene has that made @jivafox compelled to give her 1,000 points or whatever it was.

If you haven’t yet had a chance to read all of the letters then apologies in advance for letter four, which is essentially just pictures of me in various sitting positions, intended for Buttertart but sent in error to your address.
The official enquiry has found that a number of votes intended for Suomi went to ButterTart who was masquerading as Suomi causing voter confusion. Their verdict is for mud wrestling to settle it. Over to you...
 
The official enquiry has found that a number of votes intended for Suomi went to ButterTart who was masquerading as Suomi causing voter confusion. Their verdict is for mud wrestling to settle it. Over to you...

Do please be careful @Suomi. He fights dirty and whips out a METAL CLAW :shock:
 
The official enquiry has found that a number of votes intended for Suomi went to ButterTart who was masquerading as Suomi causing voter confusion. Their verdict is for mud wrestling to settle it. Over to you...
I will happily concede the points to Suomi in exchange for the seated photographs. Is he on a chaise longue in any of them?
 
I will happily concede the points to Suomi in exchange for the seated photographs. Is he on a chaise longue in any of them?

Apparently they’re a supposedly artistic recreation of this except with arms outstretched and not even the dignity of a BRA

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I enjoyed the jury twist. The chops weren't my favourite, but only because I knew I had no chance of surviving. But I don't really play these things to win, I just enter for the larks.

If it wasn't for the fact I couldn't devote any time to doing it, I'd absolutely host one of these and I wouldn't care less about the abuse. But I can't devote time to hosting shows. Maybe I could DOUBLETEAM with someone and i'll do the spreadsheet bits. :D

HEEYYY!
 
Morning all, I got a message on Instagram from Soldi seeing if I was okay after not logging back on, so I thought I’d better check-in. I didn’t mean to cut and run (well, I did) but I came back to Manchester on Saturday after two weeks away so was just spending time with my boyfriend and then focusing on the actual work I should’ve been doing whilst hosting this.

Speaking of… hosting wasn’t an enjoyable experience, at times it was just plain unpleasant, mostly because of a minority that seemed determined to make it so. There’s plenty I could say but I’ve spent enough hours entertaining Moopy.

I’m sorry you didn’t like it, it was never my intention to offend or upset anyone with the twists, I just wanted to create something fun and do things a little differently.

Anyway, if anyone still cares here is the full voting breakdown:



Not to STIR (alright, you might accuse me of stirring) but I wonder how the second CHOP would have gone if you'd counted my votes? (Which you confirmed at the time were counted but aren't on the spreadsheet)
 
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To be fair, on a third look I *think* my votes are there under the wrong username.

I did message the PM as "whatever" so in berly's haste he may have put me down as Whatevar.

ALL GOOD (PROBABLY)
 
Oh good lordt don’t do that to me!

Yes, your votes are there under Whatevar, but they’re definitely yours.

Whatevar didn’t vote in anything but the final. I’d tag him but don’t want to confuse the boy any further.
 
I am beyond disappointed that the drama has diffused before it could get properly started. An ASFM Rigging scandal would have provided DAYS of entertainment and fallout.
 
Sad news for @Soldi from Popbitch :(

The Austrian village of Fucking is changing its name. Locals are sick of tourists stealing their signs so it will be renamed 'Fugging', effective Jan 1st.
 
Sad news for @Soldi from Popbitch :(

The Austrian village of Fucking is changing its name. Locals are sick of tourists stealing their signs so it will be renamed 'Fugging', effective Jan 1st.
Fugging, Austria set to enter the next ASFM
 
I can’t think of a single instance of GG occurring in any German word (although am prepared to be wrong on this one occasion) so am highly affronted by this idiocy. Just call it ANDREA-BERG-STADT
 
It only seems to be used in English in quite GRIM words as well, FRIGGING, MUGGING, SHAGGING, GAGGING ETC...
 

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