ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[RJN]

Poor Eddie left and gets referred to by his OLD NAME again

And I didnt even know that was his old name!

 

[Эулия]

And just who the fuck are you?

NOT VERY NICE IS IT. A pleasure to meet you too

TAKE A WILD GUESS AS TO IDENTITY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Probably worth noting I gave @dUb top marks.

 

[RS]

Fuck @jivafox for bullying my song.

Agreed. She’s been very nasty and bullyish this season.

 

[Lucille]

Can someone find that picture of RS as the dog please??!

 

[jivafox]

Agreed. She’s been very nasty and bullyish this season.

 

[Kate]

Our American Angle @RJN (Angel)

20 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
18 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
16 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
14 Rathaus Neukölln: Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around
12 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
9 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
8 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
7 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
6 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
5 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
4 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
3 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
2 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
1 Rokin: JIYEON - Take A Hike

 

[COB]

OT: If you fuck an undouched @ZenGiraffe is that a CORN ON THE COB?

Thankfully the modern cosmopolitan giraffe has IMPECCABLE rectal hygiene.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Sorry for not giving you any points @jivafox but I felt I had to punish you for that station choice and not encourage it from others. I gave the point to Hazell instead.

 

[Kate]

That should cheer REET up a bit

 

[Soldi]

Someone else give me a 20

 

[Nancy]

Can someone find that picture of RS as the dog please??!

Is he a CHIUAUA?

 

[RJN]

I think @jivafox is a very kind and fair rater

 

[Rita]

Our American Angle @RJN (Angel)

20 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
18 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
16 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
14 Rathaus Neukölln: Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around
12 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
9 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
8 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
7 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
6 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
5 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
4 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
3 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
2 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
1 Rokin: JIYEON - Take A Hike

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!

READ IT AND WEEP BITCHES!

 

[RS]

STOP THE FUCK!

(or whatever queen of the desert said)

 

[Berly]

Thank you @RJN finally someone with a bit of taste!

 

[Tisch]

Aw, I knew I liked you @RJN!

 

[RS]

Can someone find that picture of RS as the dog please??!

Wasn’t it a CAT?

 

[ButterTart]

Speaking of EVIL JIVA, here he is! @jivafox (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch)

20 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
18 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
16 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
14 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
12 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
10 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
09 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
08 Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model
07 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
06 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
05 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
04 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
03 Trindade: Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
02 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
01 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE

Bless the HMS Jiva and the thousands of souls who went down on it.

 

[COB]

Thank you for the points @jivafox!

 

[RS]

Thankfully the modern cosmopolitan giraffe has IMPECCABLE rectal hygiene.

How boring.

 

[Kate]

And speaking of HOLES... hi @Lucille (Kunst-Wet)

20 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
18 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
16 Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER
14 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
12 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
10 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
09 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
08 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
07 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
06 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
05 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
04 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
03 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU
02 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
01 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo

 

[BoysForSeles]

So I attended those hidden gem syncs for nothing @RJN ? thanks. Kidding.

 

[RS]

Our American Angle @RJN (Angel)

20 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
18 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
16 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
14 Rathaus Neukölln: Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around
12 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
9 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
8 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
7 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
6 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
5 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
4 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
3 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
2 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
1 Rokin: JIYEON - Take A Hike

Wow thank you my favourite Georgian peach!

 

[Berly]

Ohh unexpected! Ta @Lucille

 

[Phoenix]

Our American Angle @RJN (Angel)

20 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES!

 

[Эулия]

Sorry for not giving you any points @jivafox but I felt I had to punish you for that station choice and not encourage it from others. I gave the point to Hazell instead.

Poor @jivafox! Hug for name I can’t be bothered changing keyboard to type!

 

[Tisch]

OOH LUCY!!

It's all COMING UP TISCH AGAIN!

 

[Suomi]

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid unlock yourself out of the bathroom and come and look what the nice Lucille did

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG @Lucille

 

[RJN]

So I attended those hidden gem syncs for nothing @RJN ? thanks. Kidding.

Ingrid Michaelson has better songs than that

 

[OutSynk]

Hope you come last @Lucille

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid unlock yourself out of the bathroom and come and look what the nice Lucille did

Check the crockery.

 

[Kate]

No plane crash song points from the World Trade Center though... obviously too soon @David 5000

20 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
18 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
16 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
14 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
12 Sloane Square: GRACEY - Don’t
10 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
09 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
08 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
07 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
06 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
05 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
04 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
03 Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER
02 Trindade: Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
01 Szent Gellért Square: Madison Beer - Selfish

 

[Beverley]

Our American Angle @RJN (Angel)

20 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
18 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
16 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
14 Rathaus Neukölln: Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around
12 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
9 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
8 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
7 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
6 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
5 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
4 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
3 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
2 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
1 Rokin: JIYEON - Take A Hike

OH MY LOIFE

 

[Rita]

And speaking of HOLES... hi @Lucille (Kunst-Wet)

20 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
18 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
16 Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER
14 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
12 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
10 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
09 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
08 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
07 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
06 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
05 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
04 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
03 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU
02 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
01 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo

What is YOUR SONG? Hopefully we had a good round of TIT FOR TAT.

 

[RJN]

Just to get this out of the way now:

To those who voted for me: thank you, I love you, I'd die for you

To those who didnt: FUCK YOU, I hope you die, cunt

 

[dmlaw]

Thank you for the points @RJN

It's nice to know that someone other than Kate wasn't listening through their foot.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I’ll take an 18! Thank you @David 5000