ASFM presents WORLDVISION V: The Viewing Gala - Tonight, 8pm

[Tisch]

2. Albania

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Adrian Bujupi & Shpat Kasapi - VALLE KOSOVARE​

Will never forget ASFM Worldvision Episode I: A new Hope where I think @straightorbroken submitted Albania da and the video just DIED halfway through

This one is all a bit STRAIGHT for my liking. We have Macklemore at home (Tirana)

 

[Tisch]

3. France

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Kompromat ft. Christine and the Queens - I Did Not Forget You​

Remember when we all lost out shit and almost called a Moopy General Meeting™ about the inclusion of Muna? In 2026 it's apparently okay to submit Christine and the Queen's! She's at least had one UK top 40!

TBF I don't know this and it's ticking lots of buttons. Nice.

 

[Tisch]

4. Bulgaria

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Galena - My Birthday​

Oh this looks like absolute HOT SHIT

TISCH 20 seconds later: IT IS!

She stole Edna Krabappels look though

 

[Tisch]

5. United Arab Emirates
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Mougleta - Where the Heartbreak Goes​

I will always give POINX to something a bit DIFFERENT that also keeps that all important factor of bopability. Fair play to this player. I build a ridiculously high building with dodgy money in your honour

 

[Tisch]

6. Slovenia

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Samantha Maya - Melanholija​

The way my voice control remote managed to find this despite apparently hearing "Samantha Mia Melon Halliya

Also sorry (not sorry) but I also fancy Mr Upside Down Slovenia Man a bit.

This is the best Slovenian BAWP I think I've ever heard. Sorry LPS.

 

[Tisch]

7. Turkey

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She Past Away - Disko Anksiyete​

Oh She Past Away? Aw! Aw.... Alright!

This feels like a WINNAH in the first few seconds. It better not be bloody @OutSynk (yeah I tagged you)

As time as gone on it's feeling not so @OutSynk (love ya babes). Bit more funky house. Very up my street whatever it is.

 

[Tisch]

8. Cape Verde

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Danni Gato x Irina Barros - Dexa Cima Sta​

BIG PROPS to whoever sent this? (Or was it me haha)

This feels like Worldvision 1.0. not being funny, but lockdown was kinda fun wasn't it?

This happens to be a genuine BOP as well. I love that you thinmt he chorus is going to pop AWF but it stays quite low key and quite piano house (which I love). Sticking this as my 12 unless anything better comes along.

(This better not be bloody @OutSynk)

 

[Tisch]

9. Italy

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Francesca Michielin - Il canto delle anguane​

OH NOT HER.

To be fair, it's my favourite Italian Eurovision entry that incorporates a bit of English since their grande returne.

This is annoyingly good but isn't every Italian song? Imagine having 196 United Nations recognised nations to choose from and messaging Buttertart like, "oh I'll have ITALY please".

It bops, I shan't deny it that. Actually bops quite a lot. Okay I might throw it points. With a side of SARAH SIDE EYE

 

[Tisch]

10. Germany

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Robert Görl - Darling Don't Leave Me​

HANG ON A MINUTE A SONG IN ENGLISH? AND BY A MAN? someone clearly hasn't read the Worldvision rule book.

That said....

No I fully appreciate someone submitting some 80s/90s dancey bollocks which I have been known to love, but this is a NEIN.


(Soz to whoever it is, please keep playing we need numbers x)

 

[OutSynk]

Happy listening @Tisch

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is annoyingly good but isn't every Italian song?

Someone has NOT sat through Sanremo in a long time, clearly

 

[Tisch]

11. Romania

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Antonia - Matame​

Phew! Time to calm down with that famously rather demure country of Romania where I hear sluts are explicitly banned?

Joking! Haha needed this dirty beat

Didn't need that non-chorus of just a trumpet beat. What is this, 2013?

She gets poinx for her pure presence. Maybe. I shall go back and make English sense of my comments at some point and see what the Tisch jury says

 

[Tisch]

Someone has NOT sat through Sanremo in a long time, clearly

AND I NEVER WILL! Some of us have a LIFE!

(Not me obvs, but I assume some people do?)

 

[Tisch]

Happy listening @Tisch

Next time I'm in Tallinn:

 

[Tisch]

SHORT BREAK while my YouTube decided to Autoplay Tamta Replay

 

[Tisch]

12. Ghana

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Genesis Owusu - Human Again​

NOT SURE but it gets an

from me

 

[Tisch]

13. China

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Lexie Liu - dance dance​

Lexie Liu is obviously AMAZING but this is annoying either because she's been submitted before, or I was going to submit her at some point, or BOTH, and I think it's both.

But of course this is good. So can I put my bitterness aside and grant it points? (Or maybe it's me after all haha)

Anyway I probably can. It's good. Not aa good as the one I was going to submit once

 

[Tisch]

14. Mexico

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The Warning - Ego​

Okay THIS is what we mean when we say ASFM.

This is my new 12, sorry that whatever that one I said was my 12 was.

I also might change my mind upon a sober relisten SORRY IT HAPPENS, but omg this bangs. Might even add it to my Spotify like list.

 

[Tisch]

15. Australia

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Sam Quealy - Yum​

HUGE PROPS to whoever picked Nell Mangels massive neck for their avatar.

Also HUGE PROPS for whoever is still SO BRAVE to submit absolute SHITE to ASFM. If I check my last.fm I bet my Spotify has thrown this on at least once. (It follows the faggot algorithm for some reason)

Anyway, not much of a tune, but what a deep meaning. I'm disappointed this is Australia and not like Uzbekistan but honestly can anyone really tell at this point?

 

[Tisch]

16. Ethiopia

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Minyeshu - Sehara​

Yeah this might get an "interesting" point but not a real point, SORRY

 

[Tisch]

17. Antigua and Barbuda

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Claudette Peters - Nat U​

POSITIVE GROWTH SOLUTIONS. I can tell she's such a queen already! Props for the obscure country as well.

But I have to say, this wants to be bigger than it is. It's giving 5 SENSIBLE TISCH POINX AT WORLDVISION. Socks blown only halfway off.

 

[Tisch]

18. Croatia

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Ella - Iza Ponoći​

LOVE THIS! Props (that's word of the day sorry) to those who find actual deep cuts and not just 2026 songs that have a beat (which I also like tbf)

 

[Tisch]

Another break when YouTube plays NATALIE IMBRUGLIA TORN (old timbre). Fun fact, this is a COVER

 

[Tisch]

Urgh Jeremy Edwards forgive me while I DIE

 

[Tisch]

19. Portugal

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Ana Lua Caiano - Deixem O Morto Morrer​

Straight away assuming this is @BoysForSeles (if she still goes here anymore) and straight away assuming I will love it!

TISCH 30 SECONDS LATER: I do! this is the sort of weird entry I love at Eurovision that no-one else and it ends up finishing 9th anyway.

I have no idea what's going on, but that's a good thing!

That lead singers face though

 

[Tisch]

20. Japan

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Yukihiro Takahashi - Disposable Love​

Japan! It must be D.... Oh

Not his album artwork being called WHAT ME WORRY. Is that another Simpsons reference? (Or is my brain just wired in a way where I make everything Simpsons references? Probably that)

Anyway that was probably a bit too "cool" for me. I like my bops bopping and my sluts slutting.

 

[Tisch]

21. Netherlands

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Naomi Sharon - Was It Ever Love​

SPEAKING OF WHICH! Imagine your surname being SHARON and you just go with it anyway.

Lovely deep voice.

She's a queen. Netherlands is a monarchy right?

Very good. I guess it's a GENERIC POP SONG IN ENGLISH but I do appear to be bopping so fine

 

[Tisch]

I love these video "teasers" or whatever they're called when you suddenly realise the singer hasn't moved form the same position in 3 minutes , upping this one a point just for making me laugh. (Unless it's mine! Hahaha)

 

[Tisch]

22. Armenia

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Sevak Amroyan - Yarkhushta​

A MAN?

Oh wait? GAYS? Or are they just European and like holding hands or something?

I've no idea what's going on but unpredictability I want them all in me.

It also bangs, represents the country, and is interesting. SOMEONE read the Worldvision form! (Might have been me hahaha)

Love this. Will check out some of his other videos for 10/15 minutes ish when I go to bed eventually tonight

 

[Tisch]

Oh that's THE END!

Or as they say it in some other language. LE END.

This was so fun. The best solo listening party I've ever had (maybe)

Thanks @ButterTart! Votes coming tomorrow*!

(*8th November)