ASFM: The Other Countries - VIEWING PARTY. TONIGHT at 8pm

[RJN]

I’m ahead somehow but the song from Afghanistan FUCKS. I’ve been stalking her Instagram and she has managed to escape and is also amazing

 

[dmlaw]

I’m going to predict that this woman will not be made Culture Secretary in the new Afghan government.

 

[octophone]

Tell me where it hurts my MP? I don't care how my MP feels right now, I'm afraid.

 

[ButterTart]

And now for a change of pace
@Diddy tells me this was his ASFM entry years ago
Philippines – MYMT – Tell Me Where It Hurts

 

[ButterTart]

Tell me where he touched you
*Points to trauma doll's nipsy*

 

[Iguana]

First Lara, now this

 

[dmlaw]

At least poor ZenGiraffe can finally go and pee.

 

[Tisch]

Has @Barnacle hacked into @Diddy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And now for a change of pace
@Diddy tells me this was his ASFM entry years ago
Philippines – MYMT – Tell Me Where It Hurts

Oh thank god, I can attend to by ablutions now

 

[ButterTart]

Has @Barnacle hacked into @Diddy

oh shit

 

[Tisch]

They haven't even tried to do anything interesting with the lyric video

 

[ButterTart]

oh shit

No it's definitely Diddy. Thought I'd fucked up then.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They haven't even tried to do anything interesting with the lyric video

Matches the song then.

 

[RJN]

Poor MYMP. Only reactions related to someone hating it enough to leave the room and pee

 

[Tisch]

No it's definitely Diddy. Thought I'd fucked up then.

Thanks for confirming. Just wondering whose name to put on the envelope of the strongly worded letter I've just written x

 

[Iguana]

Incidentally how did this do on that ASFM?

 

[ButterTart]

Unsurprisingly, I really like this

I like my gentle Vanessa Carlton b-side bops.

 

[ButterTart]

Incidentally how did this do on that ASFM?

Won with over 600 points

 

[Iguana]

Poor MYMP. Only reactions related to someone hating it enough to leave the room and pee

I'm sure she's laughing all the way to the bank

 

[octophone]

How long is this? I'm sure it was daylight when it started?

 

[jyxz]

She could at least have done a video of her washing the dishes

 

[ButterTart]

Malaysia – Yuna – Mountains
Here comes that @Beverley again

 

[dmlaw]

Poor MYMP. Only reactions related to someone hating it enough to leave the room and pee

At least they didn’t hate it enough to stay in the room and pee.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit, two lyric videos in a row. Didn't spot that earlier.

 

[octophone]

At least they didn’t hate it enough to stay in the room and pee.

"How did my song do?"
"2 walkouts, one dirty protest and a hatewank"

 

[Marina Salty]

It's very generation x 90s sort of thing, it just needed a video.

 

[RJN]

At least they didn’t hate it enough to stay in the room and pee.

True. When I hear a bad song I usually just pee on the laptop

 

[octophone]

I like this. I like the contrast between the clunky wooden percussion and the soaring guitars. Lovely voice too.

 

[ButterTart]

"How did my song do?"
"2 walkouts, one dirty protest and a hatewank"

@ZenGiraffe can pack a lot of harumphing into four minutes.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks quite fit in profile.

 

[dmlaw]

I think I’m enjoying this more than any of Beverley’s actual entries.

 

[octophone]

Right, I should probably start apologising now. I do love this but I'd had a drink when I submitted it and I did not think it through.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Right, I should probably start apologising now. I do love this but I'd had a drink when I submitted it and I did not think it through.

Well this is either going to be a DOUZE or a NULL then

 

[COB]

@ZenGiraffe can pack a lot of harumphing into four minutes.

Don't I know it!

 

[ButterTart]

New Zealand – The Dead C – Power
@octophone is bringing the real music to the party. @ZenGiraffe found unresponsive.

For the record this would probably have got points from me in ASFM

 

[COB]

I'm still on Yuna - gorgeous, love it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well this is either going to be a DOUZE or a NULL then

...well I have my answer...

 

[ButterTart]

I'm still on Yuna - gorgeous, love it.

I've trawled Malaysia and only found saccharine ballads. I don't know where he found that gem.

 

[jyxz]

I'm still on Yuna - gorgeous, love it.

Yuna is definitely a take home.

 

[Marina Salty]

Yuna

I'm still on Yuna - gorgeous, love it.

Check out her cover on Strawberry Letter 23 for an H@M ad, from a few years back