ASFM Worldvision - THE RESULTS! Tonight @7.30pm

[ButterTart]

Anyway, with that simple act of horrific racism, ageism and xenophobia, we have our TOP FIVE

Spain – Leire Martinez – Mi Nombre
South Korea – SASAMI – Slugger
China – Lexie Lu – Magician
Germany – John Summit ft Inéz – light years
Sweden – Kite – Hand Out The Drugs

 

[ButterTart]

And just FIVE giddy trollops eyeing up our GRAND PRIZE; a FABULOUS Neville Chamberlain colouring book!

@BoysForSeles
@dmlaw
@Igaunu
@Kate
@Tisch

 

[ButterTart]

Who viciously beat Paloma Del Sol to the top five by a SINGLE POINT?

 

[Marina Salty]

Is the place 6 post visible to everyone but me?

 

[ButterTart]

5th Place:

China
Lexie Lu – Magician
Submitted by Diego Maradona Law (@dmlaw)

77 points

10 – ButterTart, Ill Advised
8 – Aguana, Music, ZenGiraffe
7 - Tisch
6 – DisneyTeletubby
5 – Superstylin’, Kala
4 - Kate
3 – Jyxz, Agtifa​

 

[ButterTart]

A song I genuinely assumed would win the entire thing.

 

[ButterTart]

Is the place 6 post visible to everyone but me?

I've just checked - it's showing up normally on the last page.

 

[dmlaw]

Top 5. Very satisfactory with my three favourite songs still in.

ButterTart has been spelling poor Lexie’s name wrong all contest too. SABOTAGE!

 

[OutSynk]

5th Place:

China
Lexie Lu – Magician
Submitted by Diego Maradona Law (@dmlaw)

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77 points

10 – ButterTart, Ill Advised
8 – Aguana, Music, ZenGiraffe
7 - Tisch
6 – DisneyTeletubby
5 – Superstylin’, Kala
4 - Kate
3 – Jyxz, Agtifa​

I fucking KNEW dmlaw was hyping up his own entry. "Oh this looks Halloweenish you should definitely vote for it"

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking KNEW dmlaw was hyping up his own entry. "Oh this looks Halloweenish you should definitely vote for it"

He's an expert of the craft

 

[ButterTart]

Top 5. Very satisfactory with my three favourite songs still in.

ButterTart has been spelling poor Lexie’s name wrong all contest too. SABOTAGE!

That's how it was spelt when you submitted it!

Don't go back to check because you'll see I'm right and just feel foolish.

 

[dmlaw]

I fucking KNEW dmlaw was hyping up his own entry. "Oh this looks Halloweenish you should definitely vote for it"

I also posted a joke about the lyrics which took me way longer to craft than the time it had actually been on.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Just home so will read from the start while making my tea!

 

[ButterTart]

4th Place:

Germany
John Summit ft Inéz – light years
Submitted by Iguanal / @Iguana

80 points

12 – Win_The_Game, OutSynk, Music
7 – BoysForSeles
6 - ZenGiraffe
5 – Jyxz, Kate, Ill Advised, Tisch
4 – Superstylin’, ButterTart
2 - Rhythmbandit
1 - Funky​

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously though, if one of you bastards had given Paloma just five more points she'd be in bronze.

 

[ButterTart]

With @Iganunar dead, we have our TOP THREE

Spain – Leire Martinez – Mi Nombre
South Korea – SASAMI – Slugger
Sweden – Kite – Hand Out The Drugs

And one of these three VERY excited girls is about to be rewarded for sending a country starting with S by snatching our GRAND PRIZE; a FABULOUS haunted pencil sharpener (Haunted by your choice of Ted Rogers or Wincey Willis)!

@BoysForSeles
@Kate
@Tisch

 

[disneyteletubby]

Mentiroso by Paloma Del Sol my favourite of all host entries where I've competed!

As for my entry and Veda, I kind of expected it, best till last.

Top 3 interval fun fact: she was the lead voice of 64 Zoo Lane:

 

[ButterTart]

Our BRONZE MEDALLIST is…

 

[dmlaw]

The best three songs are in the top three. That never happens. I wonder if they’re in the right order.

 

[ButterTart]

3rd place:

Spain
Leire Martinez – Mi Nombre
Submitted by @BoysForSeles

85 points

12 – Ill Advised, Kala, Agtifa
10 – Superstylin’, dmlaw
8 – Rhythmbandit
5 - Music
4 – DisneyTeletubby, Tisch, ZenGiraffe
3 – Marina Salty
1 – Iglandular​

 

[ButterTart]

And so it’s come to this. They’ve thieved, whored and butchered their way to the top and now one of these two WILL be bringing home the bacon alongside our FABULOUS GRAND PRIZE: Bacon!

South Korea – SASAMI – Slugger
Sweden – Kite – Hand Out The Drugs

@Kate
@Tisch

 

[Agneeta]

My favourite. What a sexy slapper. Great song too.

 

[OutSynk]

SASAMI is obviously going to win.

 

[ButterTart]

@Kate @Tisch

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

[ButterTart]

Our RUNNER-UP is…

 

[Tisch]

Well this is unexpected! Kate's song is amazing so I'm sure that must have won!

 

[ButterTart]

The song that came second, which is...

 

[Music]

7th place I'll take it!

 

[ButterTart]

2nd Place:

South Korea
SASAMI – Slugger
Submitted by @Tisch

87 points

12 – dmlaw, Suomi
10 – Funky, Marina Salty
8 – Superstylin’
7 - Agtifa
6 – Igadoodoodoo, BoysForSeles
5 – Win_The_Game
4 – Sardonicus, Kala
2 - Music
1 – OutSynk​

 

[ButterTart]

KATE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OutSynk]

Oh we have a good winner.

 

[ButterTart]

Our (runaway) winner of the GRAND-PRIZE, a FABULOUS care react is…

WINNER!

Sweden
Kite – Hand Out The Drugs
Submitted by @Kate

113 points

12 – Superstylin’, Jyxz, ButterTart, Funky
10 – BoysForSeles, OutSynk, Agtifa
8 – dmlaw, Tisch
7 - Suomi
6 – Sardonicus, Ill Advised​

 

[ButterTart]

FINALLY, a victory for Sweden in a music contest!

 

[Tisch]

Sweden? NEVER HEARD OF THEM!

CONGRATULATIONS @Kate an excellent winner

Happy to be the Amina to your Carola x

 

[ButterTart]

I'm really sorry to everyone else but this had my 12 from the second it arrived in my inbox.

I'm very pleased contest stalward @Kate has (I think?) her very first win!

 

[Tisch]

Thank you @Butterfly!

Much fun having this back!

 

[ButterTart]

Absolutely LOVED the selection of songs I received this time, and THRILLED I could bring ASFM back to nourish the children.

 

[ButterTart]

I now leave you all in the very capable hands of my dear friend [Available homosexual or Diego] for this year's ASFXMAS

 

[Music]

Thanks @ButterTart for bringing ASFM back!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Good job @ButterTart! Enjoyed this, thanks for exhuming ASFM.

I’ll graciously accept 3rd as I liked the two above me a lot too.