ASFXMAS.... All I want for Christmas is RESULTS! Tonight, 7pm

[ButterTart]

3rd - Christmas Tree Cake

Pongo – Celebrate


Submitted by @Neon

91 points

12 – Jyxz, Joseph, RhythmBandit
10 – Win the Game, Marina Salty
8 – ZenGiraffe
6 – BoysForSeles, Indie
4 – Kate, DisneyTeletubby, OutSynk
3 – Roe​

 

[dmlaw]

OutSynk would have unbearable if he had won ASFXMAS again with another song that was only eligible because it was snowing in the video.

 

[jyxz]

 

[ButterTart]

So we're doing to @Fejyxz Navidad and @Ill Advised

Who's the turtle dove, and who's getting a partridge up their pear tree?

 

[ButterTart]

Your SILVER (BELLS) MEDALLIST IS...

 

[Tisch]

My 12 and my 10

 

[Joseph]

 

[ButterTart]

2nd - such a beautiful rug

Florrie - Kissing in the Cold


Submitted by @Ill Advised

110 points

12 – Iguana, Funky
10 – BoysForSeles, Joseph, Tisch
8 – ButterTart, Ginag
7 – Jyxz, ZZ
5 – Kate, Octophone, Marina Salty
4 – Berly
3 – OutSynk
2 - Rita
1 – Win the Game, dmlaw




@Fejyxz Navidad WINS!!!​

 

[ButterTart]

WINNER! - The Christmas Fairy

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul – HOHO


Submitted by @Fejyxz Navidad

122 points

12 – ZenGiraffe, ButterTart, Neon, Kate, OutSynk, Tisch
10 – Ill Advised
8 – Indie, Octophone
7 – BoysForSeles
4 – Iguana, dmlaw, Funky
3 – Berly
2 - Joseph​

 

[Joseph]

 

[Berly]

Great gowns, beautiful gowns

Thanks for a great contest BT @Mary's Boy Tart

 

[jyxz]

ohhhhh me?

Again?

 

[Joseph]

This was fun!! Thanks @Mary's Boy Tart

 

[ButterTart]

MASSIVE congratulations to @Fejyxz Navidad for winning yet another of my contests

I won't lie, I called that as the winner the second it was submitted. It's GLORIOUSLY stupid.

 

[octophone]

Yes, lovely job @Mary's Boy Tart - good game everyone.

 

[jyxz]

Thanks everyone! And thank you @Mary's Boy Tart

 

[octophone]

Here's my full notes....


Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree - No, bloody awful. Shit key change too.

Pongo - Celebrate - not exactly screaming "Christmas" at me. Pretty generic fare as these things go too.

Lea Michele - Christmas In New York - I think I finally understand 9-11.

Joalin - La Chica-cá - this cost at least £25 to make. Like the tune tho', has a bit of weight to it, the way the floating strings rub up against the heavy bass. Someone gave Sia The Substance and it also made her less annoying.

Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club - The only club anyone involved in this deserves is a baseball bat in the genitalia.

Drama - First Christmas - is this AI?

Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon - I mean, fuck me in the ear but this being tolerable is probably a measure of some of the horrors that have come before this. Plus, I actually don't mind a bit of violin, although that lassie annoys me.

Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas - oh, here we go, TITS OUT!

Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for - at least she can sing. Not to be taken for granted at this stage.

Despina Vandi – Kalanta – what the fuck does this have to do with Christmas??

Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss - genius

Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas – I'd soon suck Ladbaby's cock than hear this again. I have never seen so little chemistry between duet partners. Good of them to show us what a miserable experience making the video was for everyone involved.

Imogen Heap - Just For Now – Get Me Outta Here x 13 indeed

Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou – How do you even FIND something this shit? Blink twice if you need help...

Florrie - Kissing in the Cold – As my dear old granny used to say, “you know you're fucked when Florrie is a highpoint”

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul – HOHO – Absolute shithousery. But actually pretty good. Went back to this one.

Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year – it certainly felt like the longest song of the year. Hate this kind of sister-fucking country music.

Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past – “51 views – 4 years ago”...51 views too fucking many

Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying – good grief, this is actually GOOD!

Maxx - Power of Love - ..and a Merry Maxxmas to you too. Assuming that Max is short for “Maximum Diarrhoea Production Possible Without Dying From Dehydration”. Also “we have 2 Unlimited at home”

Sissel - Christmas Time is Here – this is actually perfectly pleasant. Does exactly what it aims to do and she can actually sing to boot.

Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli – more shite Europop. Never change Moopy.

Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit – disappointing, I saw the name and thought “oh at least there's some Donna Summer later” and it's generic 80s slop. Shame.

Sabaton - Christmas Truce – I mean, it's better than Pipes Of Peace, eh? Yes, it's cheesy but it makes its point. Lest we forget? We forgot decades ago.

 

[ButterTart]

All that remains to do is say THANK YOU for filling me holy nights with such joy, and to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Here's my full notes....


Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree - No, bloody awful. Shit key change too.

Pongo - Celebrate - not exactly screaming "Christmas" at me. Pretty generic fare as these things go too.

Lea Michele - Christmas In New York - I think I finally understand 9-11.

Joalin - La Chica-cá - this cost at least £25 to make. Like the tune tho', has a bit of weight to it, the way the floating strings rub up against the heavy bass. Someone gave Sia The Substance and it also made her less annoying.

Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club - The only club anyone involved in this deserves is a baseball bat in the genitalia.

Drama - First Christmas - is this AI?

Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon - I mean, fuck me in the ear but this being tolerable is probably a measure of some of the horrors that have come before this. Plus, I actually don't mind a bit of violin, although that lassie annoys me.

Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas - oh, here we go, TITS OUT!

Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for - at least she can sing. Not to be taken for granted at this stage.

Despina Vandi – Kalanta – what the fuck does this have to do with Christmas??

Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss - genius

Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas – I'd soon suck Ladbaby's cock than hear this again. I have never seen so little chemistry between duet partners. Good of them to show us what a miserable experience making the video was for everyone involved.

Imogen Heap - Just For Now – Get Me Outta Here x 13 indeed

Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou – How do you even FIND something this shit? Blink twice if you need help...

Florrie - Kissing in the Cold – As my dear old granny used to say, “you know you're fucked when Florrie is a highpoint”

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul – HOHO – Absolute shithousery. But actually pretty good. Went back to this one.

Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year – it certainly felt like the longest song of the year. Hate this kind of sister-fucking country music.

Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past – “51 views – 4 years ago”...51 views too fucking many

Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying – good grief, this is actually GOOD!

Maxx - Power of Love - ..and a Merry Maxxmas to you too. Assuming that Max is short for “Maximum Diarrhoea Production Possible Without Dying From Dehydration”. Also “we have 2 Unlimited at home”

Sissel - Christmas Time is Here – this is actually perfectly pleasant. Does exactly what it aims to do and she can actually sing to boot.

Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli – more shite Europop. Never change Moopy.

Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit – disappointing, I saw the name and thought “oh at least there's some Donna Summer later” and it's generic 80s slop. Shame.

Sabaton - Christmas Truce – I mean, it's better than Pipes Of Peace, eh? Yes, it's cheesy but it makes its point. Lest we forget? We forgot decades ago.

I insist you continue this tradition, even in contests you're not participating in.

 

[Tisch]

WINNER! - The Christmas Fairy
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Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul – HOHO


Submitted by @Fejyxz Navidad

122 points

12 – ZenGiraffe, ButterTart, Neon, Kate, OutSynk, Tisch
10 – Ill Advised
8 – Indie, Octophone
7 – BoysForSeles
4 – Iguana, dmlaw, Funky
3 – Berly
2 - Joseph​

Such a FIND! A deserved winner! Fits the theme, not a lazy choice, and a BANGER. Well done @Fejyxz Navidad

 

[ButterTart]

Here's the full O HOLY SHITE ranking:

PLACE	SONG	AVATAR	TOTAL
Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO	The Christmas Fairy
Florrie - Kissing in the Cold	such a beautiful rug
Pongo - Celebrate	Christmas Tree Cake
Joalin - La Chica-cá	Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual
Despina Vandi - Kalanta	Enya opens door to carol singers
Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas	The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree
Sabaton - Christmas Truce	Probably... the classiest Christmas Tree in the world
Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss	A Fucking Huge Viennetta
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying	The Christmas Bins, Hackney
Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree	Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready
Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon	Classy christmas nails
Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit	Christmas at Harrods
Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou	Madonna Xmas tree magic
Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for	The Sexual Goose DEAD
Maxx - Power of Love	Christmas Jumper Targeted Adverts
Imogen Heap - Just For Now	Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time
Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli	Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament
Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past	A Christmas Massacre
Lea Michele - Christmas In New York	Mistlehoes
Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas	Christmas Carvery
Sissel - Christmas Time is Here	The Laughing Cow ~ Christmas diva edition
Drama - First Christmas	Multi-use nativity ornaments
Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year	Moomins at Winter Solstice
Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club	Jeans and a festive top

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[jyxz]

I sat on that for a year and panicked that @Kate was going to steal it.

As promised, here is my ‘also ran’ that I almost went with, but it isn’t on Spotify

Enjoy the horrors of Jordy the French child with a song from the (hit) film ‘Look who’s talking now’.

 

[Iguana]

Thank you @Mary's Boy Tart - perfectly hosted as ever! And congratulations @Fejyxz Navidad !! Ho ho!

 

[dmlaw]

Good work @Mary's Boy Tart and congratulations to @Fejyxz Navidad

 

[OutSynk]

PERFECT winner. Congrats JIZZ!

Shocked but pleased Joalin managed to do so well. You never know how songs in Spanish will do here (RIP Ana Mena). Joalin herself is from Finland and was helped by Chisu (on backing vox I'm sure) and her husband on this song.

Thank you Butters for hosting and picking an avatar for me. I'm gay but I'm not THAT gay to have thought of something like that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WINNER! - The Christmas Fairy
View attachment 31923

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul – HOHO


Submitted by @Fejyxz Navidad

122 points

12 – ZenGiraffe, ButterTart, Neon, Kate, OutSynk, Tisch
10 – Ill Advised
8 – Indie, Octophone
7 – BoysForSeles
4 – Iguana, dmlaw, Funky
3 – Berly
2 - Joseph​

THANK GOD MOOPY SAW SOME SENSE, even if I was CRUELLY betrayed

 

[funky]

Well I RUSHED HOME for this... and fell asleep

Well done @Fejyxz Navidad - a creative choice and therefore worthy winner

Well done @Mary's Boy Tart for keeping moopy festive

I really am crap at ASFXMAS

 

[Kate]

Actually SHOCKED to be top ten after I received ZERO reaction and assumed I had vastly overestimated Moopy's appreciation for amusing lyrics.

And delighted to have correctly voted for the winner. Congrats @Fejyxz Navidad. I might claim this as a 3rd MORAL VICTORY for me (after Empathy Test won the second chance round and Confidence Man won after I MENTIONED IT), since I introduced Charlotte to ASFM. YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

[Kate]

Sabaton - Christmas Truce
Submitted by @InDie Hard 2

10 – ButterTart, Kate, dmlaw
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Also STR8 VOTING BLOC alive and well

 

[Kate]

THANKS for a sterling job @Mary's Boy Tart

 

[Kate]

Also SHOCKED TO MY CORE that Maxx wasn't Ag.

 

[ButterTart]

Also SHOCKED TO MY CORE that Maxx wasn't Ag.

I think even Ag was a bit taken aback.

 

[Indie]

Yay I won

Sometimes I write sevens like a bit like they're ones. So I'm taking that.

 

[ZZ]

@Mary's Boy Tart thanks for putting all this together!!

@Fejyxz Navidad well done for winning the whole thing!

Thanks to all the lovely souls who gave votes to the song I submitted.

(@the octy and the ivy , just for clarification purposes, "Kalanta" actually means "carols" in Greek and the song itself contains a whole chunk of lyrics from probably the most famous Greek carol - plus the singer actually says she will be heartbroken if she has to face another group of kids singing carols at her door. I know the video has NOTHING to do with Christmas, but the song itself has a strong connection to it - love you always anyway)

 

[Marina Salty]

@the octy and the ivy , just for clarification purposes, "Kalanta" actually means "carols" in Greek and the song itself contains a whole chunk of lyrics from probably the most famous Greek carol - plus the singer actually says she will be heartbroken if she has to face another group of kids singing carols at her door. I know the video has NOTHING to do with Christmas, but the song itself has a strong connection to it - love you always anyway)

The whiff of the souk part of the song is essentially our actual Christmas carols melody too.

 

[ZZ]

The whiff of the souk part of the song is essentially our actual Christmas carols melody too.

Yeah
Too true
I forgot that bit

 

[octophone]

(@the octy and the ivy , just for clarification purposes, "Kalanta" actually means "carols" in Greek and the song itself contains a whole chunk of lyrics from probably the most famous Greek carol - plus the singer actually says she will be heartbroken if she has to face another group of kids singing carols at her door. I know the video has NOTHING to do with Christmas, but the song itself has a strong connection to it - love you always anyway)

Then I offer my apologies for my ignorance.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Ooooh second!!

Congrats @Fejyxz Navidad

 

[jyxz]

move over Mariah - I’m officially the Queen of (ASF)XMAS

 

[ZZ]

Then I offer my apologies for my ignorance.

Nah, it's all good, my dear
Happy Xmas!