ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[COB]

16 Jack & Jill Christmas

Well isn't THIS ONE quite the mystery

 

[Tisch]

I want them to compete to make the best gravy and then wrestle in it.

Buttertart first in line with his roast for whatever's left over

 

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17 Snow Storm

 

[Beverley]

So relieved mine won't stick out amongst this MESS

 

[Rita]

17 Snow Storm

Nothing more beautiful than a good snow storm.

 

[Nancy]

17 Snow Storm

CLASSY

 

[Soldi]

So relieved mine won't stick out amongst this MESS

Oh are you the double bed tundra bollocks?

 

[Rita]

CLASSY

Thanks. xxox

 

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18 The Virgin Mary

 

[Beverley]

Oh are you the double bed tundra bollocks?

Babes, when I go pretentious I go ALL OUT

 

[RJN]

18 The Virgin Mary

That picture!

 

[COB]

18 The Virgin Mary

This picture

 

[Beverley]

18 The Virgin Mary

Oh, I was so hoping this was going to be that Spanish monkey jesus restoration.

AG, I WANNA CHANGE MY PLACETHINGY

 

[Nancy]

18 The Virgin Mary

SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT PAINTING THAT SPANISH RESTORER GOT THEIR HANDS ON

 

[Tisch]

18 The Virgin Mary

WINNER

 

[Soldi]

18 The Virgin Mary

Lucille on a Sunday morning

 

[dmlaw]

More nativity plays should feature Mary telling Joseph about the baby.

 

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19 The Christmas Alligator

 

[Soldi]

19 The Christmas Alligator

Reptiles STICK TOGETHER

 

[Nancy]

19 The Christmas Alligator

I LOVE THAT PANTO

 

[Zu]

That picture!

Looks like she’s about to cough up a very greedily imbibed three bottles of red. I wonder who it could be? What a mystery

 

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20 The Ghost of Christmas Past

 

[Kate]

Internet Safety Crocodile's festive pal <3

 

[Nancy]

20 The Ghost of Christmas Past

KYLIE IS THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE

 

[COB]

19 The Christmas Alligator

Oh HELLO

 

[Iguana]

Reptiles STICK TOGETHER

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/2/2510.jpg?1606733706

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So that's the first night done!

Who wants 20 more?

 

[Indie]

So that's the first night done?

Who wants 20 more?

Nah, let's stop there.

 

[Kate]

YAY!

 

[Beverley]

So that's the first night done?

Who wants 20 more?

Oh, go on then

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FRIDAY NIGHT

 

[Kate]

Can't believe there have been no sex dungeons or cavernous anuses yet.

 

[dmlaw]

KYLIE IS THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE

Surely not future. A shrivelled old crone who brings misery to all who see her would surely be better represented by Madonna.

 

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1 Muppet Ghost of Christmas Past

 

[Nancy]

OMG! THE RESULTS OF ASFMXMAS WILL BE THE ONLY CHRISTMAS TOP 40 THAT MATTERS

 

[Soldi]

Can't believe there have been no sex dungeons or cavernous anuses yet.

Kate’s Mistletoe Bush could still turn up!

 

[COB]

So that's the first night done!

Who wants 20 more?

YES PLEASE NOW

 

[Rita]

1 Muppet Ghost of Christmas Past

VoR?

 

[Iguana]

1 Muppet Ghost of Christmas Past

TERRIFYING

 

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2 Prawn Ring