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Is it time for me to EXPOSE MYSELF, darling? HOISTING MY SKIRT in readiness...
Just
Would’ve been SO MAD if you didn’t vote.
Oh yeah Happy Birthday you miserable BITCH.
Don't worry Bev, if you ever see a post from me that's just a full stop, it'll be because I unsuccessfully tried to post a gif three times and just gave up.Oh god, how can even granny RITA know how to post gifs and I STILL struggle.![]()
I AM NOT A FUCKING GRANNYZ

Oh God does this mean I won’t come last this time?
I hope you girls have been listening to some Yagya.

Literally NON-STOP!
So was I, it was so on-brand I thought I must have suffered a concussion and forgot which one I sent.Shocked by the dUb actually reveal. I was convinced that one was ButterTart.
Of course she does. No one has seen her for forty years. She's wearing it well.I had no idea that was the real Beverly Knight until I voted today. She looks different.
Hey Thally!
Prawn Ring
The Sisters of Mercy
Driven Like the Snow
is...
@LUCY UP YOUR HOLE
Yeah, I was thinking that. It feels like the sort of thing drunk women would sing waiting for the bus back from the Christmas party.Bev Knight must become a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.
Bugger me, SoM was @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL ??? That's a proper surprise.
I had my best mate and his missus listening to it earlier. He loved it, but she said 'it sounds like they wrote the lyrics using Google translate'.It's a fantastic piece of work and utterly batshit.