ATTN: Tuesday

[octophone]

Sadly, yes. I pity the poor bastard who has to be Sting.

I dunno, he practices tantric sex which I'm sure was just his way of boasting how long he can last.

 

[ButterTart]

I dunno, he practices tantric sex which I'm sure was just his way of boasting how long he can last.

I think a good hour of that is trying to manage an erection when all you've got to look at is Trudie Styler.

 

[octophone]

I think a good hour of that is trying to manage an erection when all you've got to look at is Trudie Styler.

Hey, you really think she's the one that's worst off here? Sting looks like an Action Man that's been possessed by the spirit of an angry squirrel.

 

[lolly]

I'd still have a go on Sting.

I dont think I've ever said that for someone pushing 70 before.

 

[Dark Carnival]

At least you can LEAVE THE HOUSE.

When can you leave the house again love?

 

[Soldi]

When can you leave the house again love?

THURSDAY, providing my test doesn't come back positive.

 

[Lucille]

Luckily you went out EVERY NIGHT LAST WEEK!

 

[Soldi]

Luckily you went out EVERY NIGHT LAST WEEK!

I went out ONCE

And we were SOCIALLY DISTANCED

 

[lolly]

Luckily you went out EVERY NIGHT LAST WEEK!

Does it really count if you have an 8pm curfew?

 

[Lucille]

Does it really count if you have an 8pm curfew?

That’s still a solid 10 hours in the ball pit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Luckily you went out EVERY NIGHT LAST WEEK!

Soldi responsible for 10% of second wave infections

 

[Soldi]

Soldi responsible for 10% of second wave infections

I’m not the one that’s been RIMMING MY WAY ROUND PARIS

 

[Mats]

I’m not the one that’s been RIMMING MY WAY ROUND PARIS

rude!

I'm sure DC uses cling film until there's a vaccine

 

[Diddy]

rude!

I'm sure DC uses cling film until there's a vaccine

Uh! Think of the one-use plastics @Mats , or do you HATE sea turtles?

 

[Mats]

rimming > sea turtles

 

[L. Põldvere]

Legs puréeing from the fanny down within the next hour and certain death by tomorrow > rimming