Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Yes it equally does feel like it COULD be a surprising underperformer on the night but still get top 10.
An article in The Guardian about it suggested it was a shame we couldn’t see her playing the piano as the camera cut away and the vibe from the journalist was deffo “everything you see on a Eurovision stage in 2026 is 100% live”The very obviously fake piano playing section of the performance didn't quite click for me - anyone who knows her background knows she's a pianist but the average voter won't. But I guess they have to include it to justify her then clambering on top of it.
The piano blocked her, apart from anything else. Presumably it was to hide the fact that she wasn't playing, but I think it looked clumsy.
Oh the piano bit and the 'HEY!' especially offer up the personality to go with the towering vocals.
From here onwards she sells the fuck out of it
Don't know how many times I've watched this part alreadyBecause I’m obsessed with this particular moment just need to say the sync between the pyro, lights and the drums is blowing my tits off.

Watching the videos from the audience where some poor stage hand is trying to fasten it in the dark and fluffing it on first attempt gives me anxiety.I'm always scared the safety bar (or whatever it is) around her waist malfunctions and she can't be lifted up when it matter - like a no-fly Defying Gravity.
no acting unfortunately and no social meeds valueShe's also using this as an audition clearly right ?? She might as well have a sign attached to her chest saying WAKE UP WORLD BOOK ME !
The back of her mind must have a FIRM EYE on becoming the go-to booking where you'd prefer Celine Dion, or at least a West End run of Sunset Boulevard (Nicole Scherzinger remix version). She's been floating around the pop toilet for about 15 years now, she must be SICK OF IT !!
I'm always scared the safety bar (or whatever it is) around her waist malfunctions and she can't be lifted up when it matter - like a no-fly Defying Gravity.