BEST MOOPY QUOTES

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So there's a couple I've had BURNED into my brain from YEARS ago back when I was a lurker and I FOUND them.

From Britney's Circus Tour thread:
Red One said:
I mean it's all there, the great remix, the hot dancers, the sexy costumes, the huge crowd and the impressive stage and yet SHE is the only thing that turns it into COMPLETE SHIT with her FLOPPING AROUND WITH A FACE LIKE A RAPED SALMON.
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From Kelly Clarkson's All I Ever Wanted thread:
Suomi said:
It's almost like, after a bitter row with Clive Davies about the direction of her new album, she's stuffed 10 pies a day in secret and then rolled up to his office all blubbered out with the declaration, "YEAH, WELL, TRY MARKETING THIS"
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Suomi said:
This was too subtle for the untrained ear; it required dexterity, poise from the listener. The longshots and constant panning to the most bored looking audience member was true sabotage from the production team. I did enjoy the news story that I’ve just made up that the four of them bullied Tamta during the whole week, which is why she was so nervous and requested fire during her performance.
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JillTyrell said:
I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

He passed away on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers his illness and death so as to protect his family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.
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Loufoque said:
Celine finished the 90s as the decade's top dog in more ways than one. Her phenomenal record sales eclipsed Mariah, Whitney, Madonna and Janet in the last three years of the decade. But even with her new veneers and hot older boyfriend who possibly played football in college (Class of 1901), she was still always Diva High's plain French Canadian exchange student who used to hang out with the musical theatre gays and probably wore glasses with a plaster over one lens and possibly even corrective shoes. Holler if you hear me Molicious.
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Suomi said:
The truth is, I apologised as a gesture of goodwill but I simply can’t take all this seriously - from Diddy’s dramatic monologue about the sanctity of the human spirit to Kalabaliken’s turn as Moopy’s Erin Brokovich fighting for justice in the face of an oppressive regime, all I can think of is that I edited in a video of Ruth Lorenzo - Purple Rain for a laugh, and it’s snowballed from there beyond anything I can understand.

There are some underlying issues that have come out of this discussion from random corners, issues about power and justice, and I honestly just have no interest in using Moopy as anything other than a fun chat room where we can braid each other’s hair and talk about boys.
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Suomi said:
Boss: Today's fire drill brought up some disappointing and alarming results. Whilst the majority of you acted in accordance with staff regulations, there were a few members of staff who let the whole team down and who acted in what I can only describe as "a moment of madness". Sebastian, I was particularly shocked to hear that you told 90 year old wheelchair bound Mrs Poole to "run for her life". On top of this, Patricia tells me that as she was attempting to pick Mrs Gledhill up, you ran past her and shouted "forget her, she's a goner" before you fled to your own safety. Sebastian please see me after this meeting.
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Any picture of DC tbh, particularly the one with his cock out
 
Ag said:
I went to this local gay party that is held once in 3 months.

Of course I hoped that they would play American life. They did play a Die Another Day remix which got a huge reception of the crowd. So as I was sipping from my Smirnoff Ice & Wodka Red Bulls mixed with a few beers I became the cutey of the evening.

I was in sarcastich bitch mode.

Suddenely American life came on. I knew it was time...I took the straw from my drink (drinking with a straw makes you look so much younger:P)

And I made a headset out of it...I climbed onto the podium..where this 18 year old fat cunt was acting like the song sucked. As I stepped up he stepped aside...and I made the motion with my head that he needed to back off. So he did of course. I love being intimidating. So my 2 back up dancers or whatever..Joost and Mark also climbed on stage and danced with me as I sang American Life.

I nailed the rap part and well..juding by the amount of numbers I got I must have promoted M. really well..

Annieways I had a blast. I was home at 7 o clock.

The fat guy from the stage came on to me..I was waiting near the toilets and he said to me...

He: You are child pornography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
Me: I´m glad you´re getting aroused
He: Your dancing was funny but that Madonna song sucks
Me: You know what sucks? An overweight, solariumaddict with a gut belly that it trying to squeeze himself in a way to tight shirt
He:*with an attitude* Don´t you know who I am?
Me: No. Do I wanna know? NO. You´re FAT FAT FAT! Please leave this party after me otherwise you´ll block the door when trying to exit

LOL. Ok I was a bitch last night..normally I am quite sweet but he was dissing Mo.
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These are just POSTS not QUOTES.

Have we never had a similar thread? HOW STRANGE!
 
ButterTart said:
@Tisch said 'omg HELP' the other day. I have absolutely NO IDEA why but that's been tickling me ever since. I think it might be a symptom of my ongoing nervous breakdown.
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Tisch's body was found later that day. Buttertart has been wrecked with guilt ever since.

"I just didn't knerrrrr where he werrrrr" he told our camera crew.
 
Suomi said:
How many jobs have you lost by not voluntarily leaving?


One time i had to leave because my boss lady had been lying about this Health and Safety issue so I e-mailed all the managers except her telling them what she had been up to just because she wasn't a very nice person and also because I CARED :smoke:. Anyway, she found out and cornered me in reception and tried to make out that I was 'confused' and a public show of it to sort of protect her name, and I just wasn't having it cos I was leaving anyway (you know what that's like when you're leaving anyway?) and cos I'm quite good at arguing she got all red-faced and she ends it by throwing her hands up in the air going:

oh okay then Sebastian I guess I'm a liar then!

and by this point I was walking away anyway and so I turned around and shouted

you said it lady, not me!

which was unfortunately followed by the door of the room I was walking into blowing shut, so it looked 10 times more dramatic and ZING! The receptionist ladies said it was amazing HOWEVER I was then told I had to leave because I had crossed loads of lines. I hate working in offices and I'm never doing it again, the HR managers are like the police (or Police Academy rather)


But yeah, I was meant to work there for another week or something but they said that I didn't need to and I'd still be paid. Also someone told me the evil lady was demoted a month later, which is what I had been trying to say to do all along :rolleyes:
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His boss was his mother.
 
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