So there's a couple I've had BURNED into my brain from YEARS ago back when I was a lurker and I FOUND them.
From Britney's Circus Tour thread:
From Kelly Clarkson's All I Ever Wanted thread:
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From Britney's Circus Tour thread:
I mean it's all there, the great remix, the hot dancers, the sexy costumes, the huge crowd and the impressive stage and yet SHE is the only thing that turns it into COMPLETE SHIT with her FLOPPING AROUND WITH A FACE LIKE A RAPED SALMON.
From Kelly Clarkson's All I Ever Wanted thread:
It's almost like, after a bitter row with Clive Davies about the direction of her new album, she's stuffed 10 pies a day in secret and then rolled up to his office all blubbered out with the declaration, "YEAH, WELL, TRY MARKETING THIS"
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) whacking their poor fish to death

I’ve been browsing the Fortune Cat menu on Just Eat and OMG my legs have just PURÉED from the fanny down