So I've done Mother's Day by Facetime and had an hour on the phone to my best friend. She has a farm that's on either side of the M25 and they're having a nightmare with people deciding to come for a walk across their fields. Earlier she found a family of five had set up a picnic in the middle of a field that they planted with wheat a fortnight ago and the three kids were just riding their bikes up and down the furrows, killing the sprouting plants. Yesterday some bloke broke their electric main gate by trying to climb over it, there's a kissing-gate right next to it but he chose to try and climb over the main gate. Even I, a townie, know that you only walk around the edges of fields, it's the Countryside Code.