Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD (1 Viewer)

One can only hope Hannah stays of good moral character and does not sink to the Valance depths of EVIL :(
 
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I believe she, like all consultants and/or life coaches, is evil.
 
Mrs Ingram-Moore was played audio of some neighbours telling the BBC they had felt "duped"

Neighbours?!

Who could such MALEVOLENT and GOSSIPY neighbours be?

Also :basil: at Hannah looking to remedy the MISCHIEF wreaked upon her life by a cash-in book by publishing MORE cash-in books. I will purchase them all.
 
Poor Hannah lowered herself by going on ITV Breakfast this morning to spread the word about her new book, and the ungrateful pigs betrayed her by rehashing all sorts of wicked questions about things that should be water under the bridge by now. That money was just resting in her account!!!

 
Nothing says "Private Loss" like globally publishing a for-profit book!

I absolutely adore life consultant Hannah's absolute lack of business or life sense. How does she think this any of this is going to pan out? Stop putting your head above the parapet (or actually do, because I never want you to leave)!

When will we next hear from "the neighbours"?

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Finn said:
Poor Hannah lowered herself by going on ITV Breakfast this morning to spread the word about her new book, and the ungrateful pigs betrayed her by rehashing all sorts of wicked questions about things that should be water under the bridge by now. That money was just resting in her account!!!

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That poor woman. And she can't even recover with a nice, long relaxing soak in the Sir Captain Tom MeMoore-ial Jacuzzi Experience :(
 
As awesome as Rinder was, also :D at Garraway

Interrupting with a soothing voice to turn the discussion back to how much Hannah loved her dear old dad. Waits for a softened Hannah to allow the briefest of a relieved and grateful smile. And then "BUT YOU BETRAYED YOUR DAD'S SPIRIT DIDN'T YOU"

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Did she really think anybody was interested in her take on grief? There was a tell all book to be had, but this one isn’t it.
 
I assume she simply thought the grief would be a safety blanket - who would dare ask awkward questions of someone publicly grieving their dad wot won world war 2?

OH :(
 
Now that Sir Captain Major Lazer Lady Tom is on the canon of saints, poor sad criminal Hannah will always be a mere punchline. She's Liza Minnelli, Brooklyn Beckham, Carol Thatcher all rolled into one.
 
What I want to know is, the publisher / her manager - of her PAMPHLET , what did they say to her? I bet its the first one:

1) Go on there, they will give you a little challenge of course, they have to! Here's what to say.... * But it will be worth it for promo for the pamphlet!

2) Go on there, you will be ROASTED, ANAILATED, resulting in you wanting to kill me in any SPA you have :o
 
There isn’t a publisher for this one - as the on screen caption at the start bitchily points out (:D), it’s self-published
 
I have read this thread from start to finish for the first time and was cackling throughout.

I always wondered who :YesIHaveDone: was (harsh at her being labelled problematic).

Has anyone bothered to research if Hannah Ingram-Moore is related to Major Charles Ingram or cough who wants to be a millionaire fame?
 
Captain Tom or Captain Charles? Which Ingram family would you be most ashamed of?

To my delight, my office is still cheerily displaying the original fraud book in the "staff contemplation" room. I contemplated this week. It's more a booklet than a book but there were some poignant moments.

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"My youngest daughter Hannah and her family accompanied me to make sure I got there safely and didn't get into too much trouble"

*Catches deadly global pathogen. Dies* :(


The booklet is otherwise exactly what you'd expect from a publisher / daughter forcing someone to play British Hero - lots of references to Churchill, wartime spirit, and inexplicably a Stormzy callout for the yoof

But I did quite enjoy the multiple references to Granny Fanny, and the reveal that the Captain routinely took Hannah to the local DUMP as a "weekend treat". No wonder she craves nice things.
 
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