Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD

[Shoat]

Incredibly

Her very last post suggests that she was indeed working and has scored some kind of CLOTHING BRAND DEAL, and I really want to meet the Marketing team who made that decision

 

[PercyPig]

Incredibly

Her very last post suggests that she was indeed working and has scored some kind of CLOTHING BRAND DEAL, and I really want to meet the Marketing team who made that decision

Just wait for it to all be Joe Lycett

 

[funky]

I’m still screaming at

#philanthropy

So BRAZEN!

 

[Tisch]

I AM OBSESSED.

I too love strutting through Liverpool Street Station pretending I'm in a music video/hemorrhoids advert.

#Resilience

 

[Tisch]

It's all very SEXY CONFIDENT actually isn't it? What a woman.

Has JILLY commented yet?

 

[Shoat]

JILLY has already said everything she needed to say

 

[aquaplex]

NOT AT ALL IMPORTANT NEWS

But I am really enjoying Hannah's latest reinvention as a model / actress / wearer of Goop

She's taken to paying someone to film her as she doesn't do things. Particular love for her short movie "Working Day in London" where she doesn't do any work and instead roams aimlessly and silently around train stations looking at statues.

#Philanthropy

For a moment I thought she was gonna recreate the Wannabe video at the hotel at St Pancras.

Jilly found doing a cameo as Posh Spice

 

[Shoat]

NOT AT ALL IMPORTANT NEWS

Our favourite has dragged her videographer out for another episode of what seems to be a regular series of Hannah Looking At Things. This time it's sensible expensive cars, and I think we know what the next charity drive will be funding.

She's upgraded the soundtrack from "HR Learning & Development Favourites" to a tasteful "M&S Clothing Summer Sale"

#MooreThanWell

 

[Finn]

Every time Strictly posts a new celeb reveal video, I pray it's going to be her

 

[funky]

Oh I’m so happy that her videographer has found the flip screen effect in Canva. So many new content possibilities!

 

[aquaplex]

I need Jilly to do reels like this

 

[PercyPig]

Why doesn’t she go up against FARAGE in the by-election?

Although since they’re both shady as fuck there’s a risk of splitting the vote I guess!

 

[Shoat]

Why doesn’t she go up against FARAGE in the by-election?

Although since they’re both shady as fuck there’s a risk of splitting the vote I guess!

Hannah with access to claiming taxpayer-funded expenses?

What could go wrong?

 

[octophone]

This might be quite an ask but...does anyone remember that photo of The Cap'n with Cliff and Russ Abbot? Someone photoshopped it so that it looked like he has a lazy nut hanging out of his shorts. Does anyone have that version lying around on a hard drive. It's for a thing.

 

[Shoat]

I'm afraid I don't, but I would like to unhelpfully say that this might just be my FAVOURITE post in quite some time

 

[aquaplex]

OMG she just spent a load of charity money on a drone to get footage

 

[Shoat]

A short Italian pause, held gently. This programme is educational and empowering - not medical instruction.

WHAT DOES THIS SHIT MEAN?

Is she re-branding as a THERAPIST?

Also half of her video being AI! You can see the swimmers DISSOLVING back into the rock pool. The woman can't even take a simple holiday without trying to commit some kind of FRAUD

 

[Finn]

There's no one I stan harder right now

The way a lot of you are about Madonna and her new album, I am about Hannah (a far nicer person) and her social media

 

[funky]

Scream.

My favourite part is when she walks up to the door to turn around and pose… just as the camera pans away.

#editinggoals

 

[Shoat]

Oh that restaurant had definitely LOCKED THEIR DOORS upon her approach

There would have been klaxons through the town warning the locals to hide their elderly relatives

 

[jyxz]

There’s an awful lot of BOOZE in that clip.

 

[Lucille]

Why are you wearing a cardigan in Italy in August you FREAK!

 

[Shoat]

NOT AT ALL IMPORTANT NEWS

Hannah has a PROFOUND LIFE-ENRICHING message for everyone

She has re-branded cuppa breaks.

 

[big ron]

WHY DOES SHE KEEP POSTING A MEDICAL DISCLAIMER?

 

[Lucille]

Still on probation from that spa stunt.

 

[funky]

There’s nothing better than AI-generated thought leadership

 

[Shoat]

WHY DOES SHE KEEP POSTING A MEDICAL DISCLAIMER?

Court order after too many people took her advice and started demanding HOME SPAS ON SUBSCRIPTION from their friendly GP



I declined a Teams call earlier stating I was finding my peace by making the quiet decision to leave a little room to yougettheidea

And then realised that not being a woman I was INELIGIBLE for the #MooreThanWell program, and then I felt foolish and unwell and abandoned by Hannah.

 

[aquaplex]

The empty chair at the end

 

[GNL]

She should collab with the Salt Path lady.