COB's Creepers #11 & #12 (Weds 26/10) - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (8:05) & Tales From The Darkside (10:00)

[ButterTart]

The priest being played by a slightly deflated Timothy Spall.

 

[GNL]

There's one more thing... I rubbed the oxo into the orange.

 

[Beverley]

At whatever bit you’re already gagging at

 

[COB]

Her date is the world's oldest looking highschooler.

 

[VoR]

In the grand tradition of US high school movies, Mary Lou's Prom date is conservatively 45 years old with a worse receding hairline than mine

 

[Beverley]

I need some PUNCH

 

[COB]

She absolutely cannot help herself Truly a demon twink born into the wrong time and sex.

 

[Beverley]

Omg DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY

 

[Beverley]

Always wanted to shag behind the stage like all the musical theatre kids

 

[Beverley]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

 

[COB]

See ya later, ALLIGATOR

 

[VoR]

Did he have this stink bomb backup planned all along just on the offchance that his cock-hungry girlfriend did him wrong?

I mean based on what we've seen so far, FAIR.

 

[Beverley]

SCRAM!

 

[COB]

Did Mary Lou fuck for votes, do we think?

 

[VoR]

No surprise she won the vote really. She seems like quite the people person.

 

[COB]

Oh no

 

[Tisch]

Aren't they a little OLD to be at a High School prom? One of them has an actual Widows Peak!

 

[COB]

She's not Joan of Arc

 

[GNL]

Hate when this happens.

 

[COB]

Why is nobody HELPING HER?

 

[Beverley]

Omg that was QUICK

 

[VoR]

80s taffeta was a fucking death trap

 

[VoR]

They really need to bring back the double pigtails look

 

[Beverley]

The helpless lamenting on the stairs

 

[GNL]

Rockin' side pony!

 

[COB]

Is this our heroine, or one of the anonymous Eastern European beauties from @Haiku's Twins Survivor?

 

[COB]

Love how her mother is a 17th century Puritan

 

[Beverley]

Who is the side pony bitch? A new girl?

 

[COB]

Who is the side pony bitch? A new girl?

Oh yes!

 

[COB]

Mary Lou is DEAD DEAD DEAD

 

[COB]

Forgot about the potato freak. He just thinks they're neat!

 

[GNL]

Forgot about the potato freak. He just thinks they're neat!

Timothee Chalamet <3

 

[Beverley]

Oooh we’ve got ourselves quite the DADDY for a professor

 

[COB]

Michael Ironside

 

[Beverley]

Omg I recognise that asshole!

 

[COB]

Robert Smith!

 

[VoR]

I love Joan Cusack!

 

[COB]

Love this rapid fire introduction of multiple characters who definitely won't be murdered horribly.

 

[Beverley]

Red Spanish dress with black polka dots? GROUNDBREAKING!

 

[COB]

Well that door needs a bit of WD40, never mind anything else