COB's Creepers #2 - The Lair of the White Worm (Sunday 25th October, 9pm)

[COB]

Why is she dressed like a massive bellend?

PURELY for the gays to go mad over decades later

 

[COB]

This is where the Queen got the idea to wear these headscarves from btw

 

[jivafox]

I need her LOOKBOOK.

 

[Lucille]

I suspect half the budget was, justifiably, spent on Madame’s wardrobe.

 

[Lucille]

Is this the guesthouse, it’s a right SHITHOLE.

 

[Raining on Me]

This is where the Queen got the idea to wear these headscarves from btw

What does the Queen wear to bed?

Amanda Donohoe's WARDROBE

 

[ButterTart]

I used to proper fancy Lady Tara on Emmerdale Farm and I'm not hating this lass either, so I think my type must be highly strung Yorkshire landowners.

 

[COB]

Hiss!

 

[jivafox]

!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Raining on Me]

Who hasn't spat venom from well hidden fangs at a cross

 

[Lucille]

Has she just got home the SLUT!

 

[ButterTart]

Is this the guesthouse, it’s a right SHITHOLE.

Get it on Four in a Bed.
"The breakfast was well cooked but a snake woman gobbed in my face while I was having a poo so for that reason I'm underpaying you by £5."

 

[Lucille]

Is he munching on a TOPPY CARROT!

 

[ButterTart]

Was she at PROM?

 

[jivafox]

I like that she keeps randomly remembering she’s meant to be from YORKSHIRE.

 

[COB]

Don't touch the cross!!

 

[jivafox]

I-

 

[Lucille]

OMG

 

[jivafox]

Worst comedown ever!

 

[Raining on Me]

oh my fucking GOD

 

[ButterTart]

More nuns!

 

[COB]

I've seen this multiple times and I'm still SCREAMING

 

[Raining on Me]

and the fucking HOOVER

 

[Lucille]

Hugh Grant OOZING sympathy.

 

[COB]

Looking in the bedside drawers for the ENORMOUS SKULL

 

[COB]

I'm snake watching

 

[jivafox]

Was EXTREME ACCENTS in the casting call for this?

 

[Raining on Me]

Holy fuck every shot of Amanda is ICONIC

 

[Lucille]

ARE YOU INTO ANY SORT OF BANGING!?

No chill at all!

 

[COB]

Just driving around with sexy suspenders on show at all times

 

[COB]

Oh! I forgot about THIS

 

[Lucille]

I’m literally dying at every ensemble!!!

 

[jivafox]

Well this IS a sexy tune.

 

[jivafox]

WHAT A TUB

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

I’m SCREAMING.

 

[COB]

Don't get too excited at the sight of Kevin (his mates call him Kev) in the bath, everyone.

 

[jivafox]

“I’m not going to BITE YOU”

LIAR!

 

[COB]

"God is NOT a vegetarian"