COB's Creepers #2 - The Lair of the White Worm (Sunday 25th October, 9pm)

[jivafox]

Well his eyelids weren’t PARALYSED

 

[COB]

 

[Raining on Me]

Be fucking GRATEFUL, Kevin

You're in the presence of GLAMOUR and EXCESS

 

[COB]

Hugh isn't sold on her WICKED WIT

 

[COB]

When you know someone isn't buying your cover story, bring out the "oh I'm a schizophrenic" card. It never fails!

 

[Lucille]

FUN FACT I WROTE A SHORT FILM THAT WAS PRODUCED ABOUT A TOWN TORMENTED BY EVIL SNAKES.

 

[Raining on Me]

*quick excuse*

"I was bitten by a snake as a child, put into a coma, also yeah I'm a schizophrenic"

 

[Raining on Me]

Those damn UK snakes capable of inducing comas!

 

[COB]

Effects!

 

[jivafox]

I want to bite Hugh’s cock.

 

[ButterTart]

I had to let the dog out so I'm a few minutes behind. Amanda Donohoe's just playing snakes & ladders with an offensively cockney 43 year old child who's just scared her with his harmonica miming skills.

 

[COB]

This erotic dream sequence

 

[Raining on Me]

The door on the plane closing in like some cheap cardboard about to snap

 

[jivafox]

I’m getting ONCE BITTEN vibes from all this.

 

[COB]

I wonder what the symbolism of the pen is.

 

[COB]

 

[Raining on Me]

It's the TOXIC video, the one Britney wanted to release

 

[ButterTart]

"Shit."

Amanda Donohoe really is bringing it here.

 

[COB]

Amanda really will not go one scene without showing us her SEXY SUSSIES

 

[jivafox]

 

[COB]

Peters fucking HATES him.

 

[Lucille]

RUIN ME HUGH.

 

[COB]

Bold of them to actually say the words BATSHIT out loud in this film

 

[Raining on Me]

The Downton Worm or whatever is quite cute really

 

[Raining on Me]

LOVELY CAVES though. I assume this is a well-known place

 

[Lucille]

THESE ACCENTS ARE A HATE CRIME.

 

[ButterTart]

That plane door wasn't for shutting without a struggle. And the 'just one Cornetto' backing music

 

[COB]

Just hanging out up this tree

 

[Raining on Me]

Is this the time to admit I'm not sure what's going on now, or is that par for the course.

*pours more wine*

 

[jivafox]

Another STONKING OUTFIT!

 

[Lucille]

Drag race need to use this film as a runway theme.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh god Amanda in the tree like she's on a Vogue shoot

 

[COB]

Breasts out on the sunbed

 

[jivafox]

Oh god NOT TITS

 

[Raining on Me]

"Poor little virgins, MASTURBATING in the DARK"

 

[jivafox]

This petty bitch coming for people for stuff they did in PAST LIVES

 

[COB]

Those who've been sullied are merely OFFAL

 

[COB]

DERBY?

 

[jivafox]

Make it CONVINCING

 

[COB]

Oh fuck!