COB's Creepers #2 - The Lair of the White Worm (Sunday 25th October, 9pm)

[jivafox]

Well let us have a look up your KILT!!

 

[Lucille]

Typical Scotsman, SHOOTING UP.

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck is happening?

 

[Lucille]

It’s hardly the time for some SKAG.

 

[Raining on Me]

Bagpipe-Snake stand off AGAIN, happens in my Tesco every fucking week

 

[jivafox]

WHERE the fuck did they find a MONGOOSE LAST MINUTE?

 

[COB]

What's in your sporran? Oh a live mongoose of course.

 

[COB]

Oh she's got her body paint out

 

[COB]

I'm surprised she let Eve keep her bra on, considering.

 

[COB]

I might get into worshipping Dionin, it looks like great fun and just look at the ensembles

 

[COB]

Oh GOD!

 

[Lucille]

So gutted I can’t go as Madame Amanda for Halloween this year.

 

[Raining on Me]

I hope Amanda destroys them all

OMG the strap on COCK!

 

[Lucille]

THE STRAP ON!

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, is this just Mystique: Origins now?

 

[jivafox]

Oh there he is

 

[ButterTart]

I actually just screamed with laughter at the strap-on javelin cock.

 

[COB]

Mary wasn't actually tied up, she just likes to feel included.

 

[jivafox]

A grenade!

 

[COB]

A grenade!

Don't all archeology students take one with them on expeditions? They pack it with their bagpipes, kilt, sporran and mongoose

 

[jivafox]

Shot of skag for everyone!

 

[Raining on Me]

A grenade!

Just a handy device to have in all situations! Was this referenced before, him having a handy explosive? Amanda's lawyers want to know

 

[jivafox]

Hugh being written out of the third act was homophobic.

 

[ButterTart]

He managed to catch a falling woman while standing on a ledge with absolutely nothing to secure him. Dude's got core strength.

 

[COB]

He managed to catch a falling woman while standing on a ledge with absolutely nothing to secure him. Dude's got core strength.

The power of a Time Lord

 

[Raining on Me]

I wouldn't switch off if they start fucking now to be fair. It seems like they're TEASING it

 

[Lucille]

DON’T BE ALARMED,

I don’t think he could be if he tried!

 

[COB]

Nurse Gladwell spinoff NOW

 

[jivafox]

The ATTITUDE of this nurse even though SHE fucked up!

 

[COB]

"Slither in"

 

[jivafox]

Jesus Christ getting a credit

 

[Lucille]

SPEECHLESS.

 

[COB]

Well there we are

 

[ButterTart]

Is this nurse GINA MCKEE?

 

[Raining on Me]

More DICK BUSH presumably

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never felt so overwhelmingly AGOG.

 

[jivafox]

WELL.

 

[COB]

Is this nurse GINA MCKEE?

It was!

 

[ButterTart]

Stunning.

 

[Raining on Me]

I actually want to watch this again and I'm already hoping there's a selection of all Amanda's bits on youtube. Thank you @COB for the utterly ridiculous choice, more like this please!