COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[Ellie]

OMG

 

[ButterTart]

The wife getting a top up

That's what keeps tickling me.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

oh wow

 

[COB]

Wait how has the man not AWOKEN!??

He got jabbed too!

 

[COB]

Scream!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

some great prop effects!

 

[ButterTart]

The maid going down like a sack of shit and the head landing next to her

 

[COB]

MILK'S OFF

 

[Lucille]

!!!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

This Bond girl has wandered on to the wrong set

 

[COB]

Oh yes, one of the critics is just 'a letch' as his entire character

 

[Lucille]

Imagine delivering news of a beheading whilst being QUITE THE TEASE.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh yes, one of the critics is just 'a letch' as his entire character

Theatre of Blood (replace with 'letch') having the slasher movie archtypes before they existed.

 

[COB]

God, imagine just walking around with a constant BONK-ON like this bloke

 

[Lucille]

Literally just found out his friend has been BRUTALLY KILLED.

 

[COB]

"What about my wretched wife?"

 

[Lucille]

Don’t be so DISGUSTING.

 

[COB]

Oh NO

 

[COB]

Keir Starmer to RESIGN over this Shylock makeup

 

[COB]

A LARGE CUT, you say

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

"a pound of flesh" why do I feel this will be taken literally

 

[COB]

"a pound of flesh" why do I feel this will be taken literally

Whatever could give you that idea

 

[COB]

Apparently Vincent Price loved doing this film because he rarely got to do Shakespeare, since he'd been so typecast by his horror work.

 

[Marina Salty]

Why did you vote against me? This needs to be included in Asfm videos

 

[COB]

Please tell your parent or carer if The Merchant of Venice makes you feel uncomfortable or worried.

 

[Ellie]

The heart is smoking?

 

[COB]

You CRAVEN SCUM!

 

[COB]

The heart is smoking?

Still HOT from the KILL

 

[Ellie]

Are there going to be enough theatre critics left after this?

 

[COB]

I love how elaborate and... FRUITY this whole plan is

 

[Ellie]

Ah, the Critic’s Circle Awards, can make or break a career.

 

[Ellie]

Do all actors wear CAPES to awards ceremonies?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

hammyness aside, just a little sad actually

 

[COB]

Do all actors wear CAPES to awards ceremonies?

I like to think he wasn't even dressed up for the awards, he just wears a cape at all times.

 

[COB]

Oh I definitely feel sorry for him, even if he is criminally insane.

 

[Ellie]

Very clear dubbing in this scene.

 

[Marina Salty]

A view to die for

 

[COB]

These FAT PIGS laughing at the poor man's plight

 

[COB]

I do find myself wondering how much a flat like that would cost in London nowadays

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

he's fallen out of love he can never receive back